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A simple encounter with an aggressive goose at a collision center parking lot spirals into the workplace conspiracy theory of the year. When our host defends himself with a plastic car part, he has no idea he's starting what his coworkers will soon dub a wildlife vendetta. The next day, bees mysteriously appear at the workplace, followed by a hawk the day after. Is nature targeting him, or is there a mole amongst the humans feeding information to the animals?

Between fits of laughter, we journey through gaming memories, from offering Kingdom Hearts advice to a first-time player to recounting epic betrayals in Among Us. One host describes successfully gaslighting an entire lobby after an obvious in-game murder, while another shares the terror of being hunted by friends in horror games. These shared gaming experiences showcase the friendship and rivalry that defines our group dynamic.

The conversation takes a revealing turn when we discover how much money we've collectively spent on Steam games over the years. With individual totals ranging from $3,749 to a staggering $11,641, we confront the uncomfortable reality that most of these games remain unplayed. This leads to reflections on childhood economics, including nostalgic discussions of "poor kid foods" like spaghetti with bread and butter that many of us grew up eating.

Whether you're interested in workplace humor, gaming stories, or nostalgic conversations about growing up, this episode delivers equal parts laughter and relatability. Have you ever wondered if the local wildlife might be plotting against you? After listening to this episode, you might start paying closer attention to those geese in the parking lot.

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What began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.

The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.

Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.

Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.

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Buckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.

We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."

Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.

The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.

Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.

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What happens when drug dealers have a violent disagreement at a sex party in the same London mansion where Bonnie Blue set her 1,000+ encounter record? That's just one of many bizarre tangents we explore in this wildly unpredictable episode.

Starting with a narrow escape from law enforcement involving a stolen-then-recovered vehicle, we quickly veer into territory that no GPS could navigate. Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate our heated debate about Monster Hunter luck distribution (spoiler: Zeno has all of it), complete with tales of extremely rare drops and photographic evidence of a disturbingly accurate Lord Farquaad character creation.

The conversation takes unexpected scientific turns when we consult AI to determine exactly how much pressure the human urethra can withstand (approximately 6-7 PSI, in case you're curious). We also discover the world's oldest living llama is spending his twilight years bringing joy to chronically ill children – though our dark humor imagines he might be yearning for retirement of a more permanent nature.

Personal stories abound, from childhood claims about dinosaurs and Jurassic Park vehicles to planning our upcoming group pedicure session. We reminisce about gaming classics like Turok, Doom, and GTA3 while debating the tactical advantages of various bathroom defense strategies. And yes, we somehow manage to work in a celebrity sighting at "the shittiest bar in town."

Ready for an audio adventure that combines pop culture, scientific inquiry, and completely unhinged speculation? Hit play, but maybe use headphones if you're in public – we can't be held responsible for the strange looks you'll get when you inevitably burst out laughing.

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Ever tried recording a live podcast only to be hilariously derailed by unexpected technical meltdowns and a video we probably should've skipped? That's exactly how we kick off this episode, navigating through chaos with laughter as our best compass. As we grapple with bizarre scenes and decide to pull the plug on offensive content, we find ourselves dissecting an intriguing email from Alex San Filippo of Podcast Match. His quirky offer to discover our "podcaster personality types" leads us down a rabbit hole of grammar critiques and conspiracy theories, leaving us to wonder: is this email too good to be true?

Our podcasting journey is a testament to spontaneity and camaraderie, as we share the quirks that define our show, "Wheelchairs for the Blind." Despite a marketing strategy that’s as laissez-faire as it gets, we're both perplexed and pleased by our growing listener base. We banter about our unique approach, from episode titles to the unexpected debates about our most loyal listeners. And then there's the fun of our mid-2000s gaming nostalgia, our take on "Cats: The Musical," and the police officer prank tales that have us giggling through the absurdity of it all.

Things take a turn for the unexpected when we stumble upon our online presence that we didn't know existed. Between surprise YouTube uploads and a comedic YouTube comment by a familiar gamer, we're left navigating the delightful chaos of discovering our digital footprint. We wrap up with an outlandish story of a pregnancy announcement that's as dramatic as it sounds and Murky’s Discord serenade that lingers in memory. Whether it's laughter over a new horror film starring Cher or debates on genetically modified Brussels sprouts, this episode is packed with unpredictability and pure entertainment.

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In this episode, we dive into the chaos of modern social media, from the recent TikTok outage to the outlandish case of a Welsh woman sending fart videos as revenge. We explore how these events reflect our reliance on digital platforms and the absurd lengths individuals go to in seeking revenge and validation online.

• Discussing the implications of the TikTok outage
• A deep dive into the bizarre story of the farting videos as revenge
• Exploring the petty behavior exhibited in social media culture
• Reflecting on the absurdity of modern digital interactions

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Ever wondered what happens when you mix family chaos, unconventional anniversaries, and a touch of vodka? Let’s just say it’s as unpredictable as a morning grooming mishap that leaves you looking like a hairless wonder. This kickoff to Season 3 starts with the hilarity of juggling family FaceTime calls during a grocery run and segues into the light-hearted celebration of a "deafiversary," proving that humor is the best companion for life’s toughest moments. We even ponder the unlikely pairing of Wolverine and an X-Men 3 t-shirt – because why not add a dash of superhero flair to the mix?

But hold onto your MRI machine – things take an unexpected twist when a woman discovers the shocking effects of bringing a butt plug into a scan room, only to realize it's not entirely silicone. Picture the magnetic mayhem and the awkward explanations to follow, all wrapped in a layer of dark humor that will leave you wide-eyed and chuckling. If that’s not enough, we share tales of public escapades involving unconventional accessories, blending disbelief with laughter in a way that only we can.

As the journey unfolds, we stumble into the realm of quirky subcultures, from furries and their fursonas to TikTok's book fandom and a cat hilariously high on catnip. The stereotypes are as amusing as a Venn diagram about furries' interests, and our reflections on conventions provide both humor and insight into these unique communities. Add some digital mischief and a dash of holiday-themed dark humor, and you've got a whirlwind of topics that promise to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

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What happens when life throws a curveball and your wedding date gets moved up? Join us as we navigate through unexpected changes, like Murky’s hurried nuptials and the surprise return of a family member. We’re getting real about the absurdity of pay-to-win mechanics in gaming, with a spotlight on the costly boosts in Unite. We also welcome Farha, who shares his journey from streaming to DJing, sparked by burnout from the relentless world of GTRP.

Fast-food nostalgia is on the menu as we reminisce about the dearly departed McDonald's Snack Wrap and the legendary Meat Mountain from Arby’s. We poke fun at failed imitations from other chains and tackle the McRib's controversial allure. From secret menu challenges to culinary concoctions like the Chicken Big Mac, we’re savoring the quirky fast-food adventures that leave us with both cravings and chuckles.

Our conversations take a whimsical turn with tales of D&D antics, NSFW discussions, and bizarre world record attempts. Laugh along with us as Farha regales us with stories about furry conventions and iconic internet moments. We’re exploring healthcare awakenings with a humorous twist and contemplating the peculiarities of daily life. As we bid farewell for now, our blend of humor, camaraderie, and candid observations promises to leave you entertained, eagerly awaiting our return next year.

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