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A simple encounter with an aggressive goose at a collision center parking lot spirals into the workplace conspiracy theory of the year. When our host defends himself with a plastic car part, he has no idea he's starting what his coworkers will soon dub a wildlife vendetta. The next day, bees mysteriously appear at the workplace, followed by a hawk the day after. Is nature targeting him, or is there a mole amongst the humans feeding information to the animals?

Between fits of laughter, we journey through gaming memories, from offering Kingdom Hearts advice to a first-time player to recounting epic betrayals in Among Us. One host describes successfully gaslighting an entire lobby after an obvious in-game murder, while another shares the terror of being hunted by friends in horror games. These shared gaming experiences showcase the friendship and rivalry that defines our group dynamic.

The conversation takes a revealing turn when we discover how much money we've collectively spent on Steam games over the years. With individual totals ranging from $3,749 to a staggering $11,641, we confront the uncomfortable reality that most of these games remain unplayed. This leads to reflections on childhood economics, including nostalgic discussions of "poor kid foods" like spaghetti with bread and butter that many of us grew up eating.

Whether you're interested in workplace humor, gaming stories, or nostalgic conversations about growing up, this episode delivers equal parts laughter and relatability. Have you ever wondered if the local wildlife might be plotting against you? After listening to this episode, you might start paying closer attention to those geese in the parking lot.

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What began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.

The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.

Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.

Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.

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Buckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.

We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."

Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.

The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.

Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.

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