IT'S A TRAILER!!

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TRANSCRIPT

Hi! I’m Mary Cait Hogan. Do you watch 90 Day Fiance? It’s okay if you don’t - neither did my so-called “friends” and “family”. But that all changed when I decided to make a podcast: 90 Day Protege. 

Each week, I take on a new protege and we recap an episode of the world’s greatest reality show. 

They’ll fall in love with iconic characters…

• My last note is “Team Anfisa.” Like, I think she is a role model to women.

Visit romantic destinations… 

• They’re not just at any restaurant. They’re at Pizza Cafe.

They’ll finally experience what they’ve been missing out on. 

• The most hyperbolic fluttering eye roll in the history of television.

• Oh! So is the whole premise is that people need visas? 

• This Memorial Day, you can get the Jolene Sectional for just 1499. 

And you can always count on me to ask the tough questions. 

• Do you think you’re better than me?

• Are you mad at me?

• Where was I going with that?

• Who in this cast would be in your dream blunt rotation…?

So, wherever you are on your reality TV ~journey~, there’s something for you on 90 Day Protege: A podcast for dumpster fire enthusiasts and the ones we drag in with us. Available now wherever you get your podcasts.

This podcast contains explicit content and gratuitous tangents.

my BUD Henry Halkyard (@h_nry) joins me to talk SEASON 4 FINALE BABY!

It’s the wedding episode- and Here Comes The BUD!! 

lol we are stoned in this one

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"Brainwave" by Eli Thompson (@afterschoolsurfclub)

Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa

Folks… this is The Big One™. No, not the earthquake that may or may not kill me and many others. It’s The One Where I Make My High School Drama Teacher Watch The One Where Anfisa Keys IDIOT Into Jorge’s Car™. 

My drama teacher from high school watched the trashiest show on television for me. NEED I SAY MORE JUST LISTEN TO IT

Jason's Book Recommendation: The Whalebone Theater by Joanna Quinn

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"Brainwave" by Eli Thompson (@afterschoolsurfclub)

Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa

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Buy a pennant from my Etsy shop!

"Brainwave" by Eli Thompson (@afterschoolsurfclub)

Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa

Newlyweds Hailey and Justin join Mary Cait to recap another riveting episode of 90 Day Fiancé. Will Justin stray from competition reality shows and get sucked into the 90 day multiverse? Listen to find out! 

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Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa

Jill Collister, host of @brokenheartedblockbuster, joins me for a lively discussion - will she find out what 90 Day Fiancé is about by the end of this episode? Find out by listening now!

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"Brainwave" by Eli Thompson (@afterschoolsurfclub)

Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa

Bestie and former roommate Hailey McAfee (@haileymcafee) takes a break from her Bravo shows to discover the iconic behavior of Anfisa, the belly/abdominals of Pedro, and the robbing (?) of Lowo by the US Embassy.

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Theme song: "I'm All About It" by GraceMesa