Summary

In this episode of the Two Fat Asses Podcast, the hosts delve into the tragic case of David Burke and Celeste Hernandez, exploring the background of both individuals, the discovery of Celeste's remains, and the implications of their relationship. They also discuss astrological insights related to the case, the dark themes present in David's music, and the cultural perspectives on age and relationships. The conversation highlights the importance of parental guidance and the societal issues surrounding celebrity and victimhood, ultimately calling for justice and awareness.

In this episode of 2 Phat Asses, we go off on all the random and not so random things that make our blood boil. From people who crop dust in public to dystopian denim ads. A major shutout to Arianna Grande's ponytail!

This episode is funny, petty, slightly unhinged...just how we like it. Grab a snack (not in bed), and tune in.

In this episode of 2 Phat Asses, we go off on all the random and not so random things that make our blood boil. From people who crop dust in public to dystopian denim ads.

This episode is funny, petty, slightly unhinged...just how we like it. Grab a snack (not in bed), and tune in.

Welcome to 2 Phat Asses- The unapologetic podcast combo you didn't know you needed. We're two bold, body-positive besties who dish out more than just food. From deep talks to hot takes, wild stories to messy bites. Pull up a chair, grab a snack, and let's eat and vent together! One unfiltered bite at a time.

In this episode, the we dive into the energetic influences of Gemini, particularly during the new moon phase. We discuss the characteristics of Gemini energy, the importance of evolved communication, and how these themes relate to personal growth and decision-making. Some of your questions about family dynamics, career choices, and self-discovery, emphasizing the significance of setting boundaries and aligning with one's true self get a full breakdown. And we end it all with a light-hearted discussion about our favorite snacks, reinforcing the theme of enjoying life's simple pleasures.

In this episode, we dive deep into the transformative power of Pluto in Scorpio retrograde. We explore how this cosmic energy encourages us to confront, release, and alchemize old wounds both personal and ancestral. Join us as we discuss the emotional intensity of this transit, the process of letting go of generational trauma, and how to reclaim your power through shadow work and soul healing. It’s time to break the cycle and rise renewed.

Season 1 Episode 2: Antigua Tanlines, Greek Easter & 90 Day Fiancé Binges

This week on 2 Phat Asses, we’re spilling all the salty island tea from our wild vacation in Antigua—steel drums, and scandalous resort behavior included. We dive into the chaos that is Greek Easter (yes, there were lambs, fireworks, and unsolicited auntie advice), dish on the latest 90 Day Fiancé drama, and get real about what it’s like being a late bloomer in a world obsessed with early success. It’s laughs, life lessons, and a little ouzo-fueled wisdom—tune in and get phat with us

We have no idea what we're doing, lol. We're just trying to get through it all, right?

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