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2 Phat Asses

2 Phat Asses

By: Linnea Lions and Maria
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 Welcome to 2 Phat Asses Podcast. Where two loud, proud Leo women, who are deep souls, and manifested alchemists navigate life like the black sheep we are proud to be, foolishly, yet profoundly. Hosted by Linnea Lions and Maria, we get into everything: raw conversations, unhinged life advice, and the magic of honoring your greatness (even when life's a mess). Think of us as your slightly reckless but deeply wise internet besties, here to hype you up, make you laugh, and maybe even drop some accidental wisdom. Come for the asses, stay for the chaos and the insight and let's manifest some joy!Linnea Lions and Maria
Episodes
  • Is it D4vd or David? Scorpio Shi...

    Is it D4vd or David? Scorpio Shi...
    Sep 24 2025

    Summary


    In this episode of the Two Fat Asses Podcast, the hosts delve into the tragic case of David Burke and Celeste Hernandez, exploring the background of both individuals, the discovery of Celeste's remains, and the implications of their relationship. They also discuss astrological insights related to the case, the dark themes present in David's music, and the cultural perspectives on age and relationships. The conversation highlights the importance of parental guidance and the societal issues surrounding celebrity and victimhood, ultimately calling for justice and awareness.
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    29 mins
  • I Hate It Here: AI, The Gym Characters, The Algorithm, and Loud Chewers

    I Hate It Here: AI, The Gym Characters, The Algorithm, and Loud Chewers
    Aug 10 2025

    In this episode of 2 Phat Asses, we go off on all the random and not so random things that make our blood boil. From people who crop dust in public to dystopian denim ads. A major shutout to Arianna Grande's ponytail!

    This episode is funny, petty, slightly unhinged...just how we like it. Grab a snack (not in bed), and tune in.


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    56 mins
  • I Hate It Here: AI, The Gym Characters, The Algorithm, and Loud Chewers

    I Hate It Here: AI, The Gym Characters, The Algorithm, and Loud Chewers
    Aug 8 2025

    In this episode of 2 Phat Asses, we go off on all the random and not so random things that make our blood boil. From people who crop dust in public to dystopian denim ads.

    This episode is funny, petty, slightly unhinged...just how we like it. Grab a snack (not in bed), and tune in.

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    56 mins
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