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The Turtle-a Parody

By: Sam White
Narrated by: Adam Hyde
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Publisher's Summary

Tuttle T. Turtle, or “Tut” for short, was just minding his business in his West Texas town when a traveling armadillo enlisted him (without his knowledge) on a quest. A quest to help a dozen or so basset hounds recover their ancient mountain homeland from a fierce, feral pig known as Haug. 

Across plains they travel, encountering not-quite-magical-or-wise felines, threatening mudcats, a tennis-obsessed bear, helpful puffins, at least one brave beaver, and the fiercely dreaded scourge of the west: chupacabralopes. 

Will Tut have the courage to use his unique skills to aid this valiant endeavor, or will he wilt in the hot Texas sun? Find out in this lovingly-wrought parody/tribute to one of the greatest stories ever written down in the English language. (And enjoy the easy listenability of this book being written and narrated in real English. You know, like we talk in Texas, not that stuffy stuff from across the pond.)

©2021 Waldorf Publishing (P)2021 Waldorf Publishing

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