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The Old Fart Cuts Another One

By: John Valby
Narrated by: John Valby
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This is a crisp live recording of unremittingly raunchy songs played on an old-fashioned piano. John Valby, sometimes known as "Dr. Dirty", delights in taking classic songs and giving them an obscene makeover. ("Same Sex Marriage" is a takeoff on Frank Sinatra's "Love and Marriage", and ends with Valby marrying his hamster.) Almost every sex act and controlled substance you can think of is here, along with a few you might never have imagined. Well-suited to those in the college fraternity mindset - no actual college necessary.

Publisher's Summary

Here's a batch of raunchy XXX-rated songs.

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.

Tracks:

1. Same-Sex Marriage
2. Best Shot
3. Country Roads
4. Shithouse Blues
5. Always a Woman
6. Flowers Quickie
7. Roll Your Leg Over (04)
8. Who Gives a F**k
9. Country Roads (Again)
10. American Pie
11. End of the Month (Yes)
12. Small World
13. Father Pedophilia
14. Spiderhole
15. Flintstones (Jackson)
16. Pedro's Song
17. El Paso Writing Sessions
18. Long and Winding
19. Can't Live
20. Raindrops
21. O Brother

©2004 John Valby (P)2004 John Valby

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