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  • 250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Hilarious, Cute, and Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Meet Women
  • By: Jack Daytona
  • Narrated by: Eddie Leonard Jr.
  • Length: 23 mins

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By: Jack Daytona
Narrated by: Eddie Leonard Jr.
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A collection of 250 of the funniest pickup lines anywhere!

If you love adult humor and a good laugh, then you will enjoy these cute, nerdy, and dirty pickup lines.

Many lines can be deployed effectively in real life without the threat of an impending face slap. However, other offensive lines are for entertainment only. You have to decide your level of risk.

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"

"I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on your desk."

Eighteen chapters include topics such as animals and music, and there's even a chapter just for the girls, to help pick up guys. Also included are chapters for Twitter and Tinder lines, to help you stand out on the latest social networks. Free bonus chapter: Turn Downs: Hilarious Insults to Make Any Creeper Leave You Alone.

©2016 Jack Daytona (P)2016 Jack Daytona

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