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Publisher's Summary
Swords.
Sorcery.
Dick Jokes.
Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
Having taken on the bodies of their fantasy characters, Tim and the others are forced to discover the answers to two questions that every underachieving lowlife who's ever rolled a d20 has asked themselves at least once.
What if you and your friends got to live the game for real? What if you and your friends were assholes?
Would you have what it takes to survive? The strength? The wisdom? The...charisma?
Do you have the dice in your sack?
It's like Lord of the Rings meets your mom in a truck stop bathroom, but even cheaper.
This set includes:
- Critical Failures
- Critical Failures II: Fail Harder
- Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words
- Critical Failures IV: The Phantom Pinas
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- matt
- 22-06-2019
Fantastic Escapism. Highly recommended!
What a fun and immersive audible adventure.
Perfectly narrated to a very high quality.
An overall great escapism adventure that was both funny and well written.
Great character and a good story arc.
Highly recommended.
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- Jonathan
- 26-06-2019
A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
No really, laughing like the Joker in the grocery aisle makes people weird out
As a Canadian comedian Rick Blue puts it: "The trick is being able to speak the unspeakable and somehow get away with it." Mister Bevan is a master of this skill and if you have any appreciation for well-crafted lowbrow humor, then this book is for you.
10 of 10 people found this review helpful
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- Jeremy K. Soares
- 26-06-2019
Amaze balls of a listen
If you like game night with friends and they happen to be crude and childish and make d;(k jokes that are funny and make you pee your pants a little this book is for you! Be careful about listening in public or around other people. Funny and a great value! Spend your monthly credit on this now! Why are you still reading? Just click it and enjoy.
6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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- jeremy
- 12-09-2019
Characters Suck
I normally like stories like this, but the characters were just not likable. On a bright note, the narrator was great.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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- Kody
- 21-08-2019
Critical failures is great
A very funny twist on the sent to "a game world" trope. anyone who likes dnd or pathfinder and crude humor will love it
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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- CHRISTIOPHER
- 21-08-2019
what a ride!
This series is OutFuckingStanding! I flew through books 1-4, and can’t wait for 5-7.
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- Anonymous User
- 31-07-2019
friend said I'd like it
I like the lvl of wrongness this series had to offer.. will be moving to the next adventure of set.
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- Michael
- 25-07-2019
great book MC gets really annoying
almost dropped the book because main character was so annoying constantly bitching and messing up. it was funny at first but damn it got annoying. dont think I'll spend a coin on the books individually but bunched up probably. way to short .
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- Michael Anderson
- 01-07-2019
Amazing! Must Have!!
Great Deal for an amazing series! Funny and engrossing from start to finish. Twists and unexpected hallirous turns.
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- James Nance
- 10-09-2019
Fantastic
Awesome listen...narration is great and the story is laugh out loud moments brought back memories of my own game sessions
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- corey
- 22-08-2019
So enjoying this universe
Yeah. this is pretty much how people would act on these circumstances. O would have tried to level up more. but hey. keeping a low profile isnt terrible.
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- Alexander
- 22-08-2019
Not worth the time or money.
Whilst the author does show the ability to put together a cohesive story line, he unapologetically fails at designing individual characters. Each and every character in the book is designed to be a prepubescent, homophobic half-wit. None of them have an individual personality, and each acts the same way in every situation, fart jokes, poo jokes and penis jokes. Honestly, for an author that makes homophobic comments at such a disturbing rate, I expected a lot less gratuitous homoerotic content.
I gave it my best shot with this book and tried to get through it. But by the point that it gets to someone using a grease spell to help insert a wooden dildo into a 'shit covered asshole' I was done.
If you have a very limited understanding of humour, or an obsession with penises and shit, give the book a go. if you want any element of variety in a story, steer clear, and pretend you never saw this.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful