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Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1

Caverns and Creatures, Book 1

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Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1

By: Robert Bevan
Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
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Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape.

One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.

Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.

Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.

It's fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don't really exist.

©2012 Robert Bevan (P)2014 Robert Bevan Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Game Comedy LitRPG
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a laugh out loud story. narrator is interesting enough. similar idea to "off to be the wizard"
didn't want the story to end. hope theres a sequel!

funny as

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The story built very quickly. It was exciting for people who have never role played and quite easy to follow. Would definitely recommend for the fantasy lovers.

Great fantasy read for teens and young adults.

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great, like the book 'off to be the wizard' only a little more crass but after you look passed that it's a great story

Really good book

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This is a good Chuckle. Enjoyed it enough to buy the next book. Would recommend.

Funny

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Loved the book but full price Audio for only 6 hours of Listening is very disappointing.

Very funny - but to short.

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