How To Kill

How to Kill Your Neighbors Publisher's Summary

If you could kill your neighbor and get away with it, would you? This dark, deliciously twisted tale of suburban suspense is a hilarious short story filled with jaw-dropping moments that will leave you guessing.

One problematic homeowner.
Four neighbors who want her dead.
So, whodunnit?

In the quiet, suburban neighborhood of Ambridge, PA, one neighbor is causing more than just a headache — she’s stirring up drama, spreading chaos, and making everyone’s lives a living HELL. That menace's name is Linda and she’s about to find out how far her neighbors will go to get rid of her.

As Linda’s increasingly outlandish antics escalate, the frustration of the neighborhood boils over. What begins as petty grievances quickly turns deadly, as each neighbor not-so-secretly dreams of putting an end to Linda’s reign of terror. But when a murder takes place after several residents were so vocal about wanting her dead, the question remains: who’s responsible?

Whether it’s a stroke of bad luck or the perfect crime, one thing is for sure — someone’s getting away with murder…

(For the best possible listening experience, playing at normal speed is recommended)

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