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Your Aunties Could Never

Your Aunties Could Never

By: YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER
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Your Aunties Could Never bring you entertaining no-nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say. AK, Farrah & Nana, are three friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavors and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Elite Auntie status. The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture, and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective. Think a daytime chat show but with seasoning, real talk & large amounts of Melanin Magic.Copyright 2025 YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER Politics & Government Social Sciences
Episodes
  • GUEST - POET: GYAL CLOWNS & BLACK WOMEN BEING TOLD THEY ARE UGLY
    Sep 6 2025

    This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are joined by Poet, musician and online personality, founder of Vibbar and one of the hosts of Filthy Fellas and HC Podcast, to break down the latest Enemies of Progress and more

    🚩 A Polish CEO apologises after being filmed snatching a hat meant for a young boy at the US Open

    🚩 St Georges flag displays spark a national debate across England while racists harass an Asian businessman mid interview on Sky News

    🚩 Zambian lawyer Naomie Pilula embraces self love after criticism of her Instagram post

    🚩 We dissect what makes a man a gyal clown

    🚩 We tackle dilemmas including whether couples should share their friends’ secrets

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    2 hrs and 17 mins
  • Dr. Umar's $500 Date, North Wests "Grown" Outfit & Gatekeeping Grenada
    Aug 29 2025

    From Dr. Umar charging $500 for a "date" to a celebrity letting a dog lick the INSIDE of her mouth, the Aunties are back to call out this week's biggest Enemies of Progress.

    This week, we're getting into the audacity, the questionable parenting, and the outright disgusting behavior making headlines. Join the unfiltered discussion as we break down:

    • Dr. Umar's $500 'Date': The "Prince of Pan-Africanism" is asking women for a $500 donation to his academy in exchange for a private lunch with him. The Aunties call out this "disgraceful" and "charlatan behavior".

    • North West's Corset: The hosts debate North West's latest outfit, which has sparked internet outrage. With one host stating a 12-year-old shouldn't be in a corset, they ask if the internet is sexualising her or if the outfit is just too grown.


    • A Disgusting Dog Kiss: Reality TV star Vicky Pattison shared a shocking video where she opened her mouth wide and let her dog lick the inside. The Aunties call the act "bestiality" and "filthy".


    • Paid Propaganda: The hosts discuss the influencers who were reportedly paid by the Israeli government to go to Gaza and deny that there is a famine.


    • Notting Hill Carnival Debrief: After a great summer, the Aunties debrief on Notting Hill Carnival, from the spiritual meaning of Jab Jab to the minimal violence and the kids drinking straight rum.


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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • GUEST - KELECHI OKAFOR - EVERYTHING MEN NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
    Aug 22 2025

    This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by the wonderful writer, presenter, social commentator Kelechi Okafor to discuss all things men need to know about what women are thinking

    🚩 Women needing to de-centre Men

    🚩 Why women sleep with Red Flag Men

    🚩 Mothers who enable their irresponsible sons

    🚩 A bit of advice for Kemi Badenoch

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    2 hrs and 17 mins
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