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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

By: Lucas Maxwell
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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.

Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod

Starring in alphabetical order:

Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)

Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.

All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.

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Episodes
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Four: Fake It Chill You Make It

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Four: Fake It Chill You Make It
    Jul 14 2025

    As they enter The Eye of the All Father, the gang finds an unsettling discovery.

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    53 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Three: Stuck Between a Rock and a Rowan Place.

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Three: Stuck Between a Rock and a Rowan Place.
    Jul 7 2025

    The group, accompanied by Harshnag, heads east across The Spine of the World in order to find the The Eye of the All Father.

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    49 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Two: Not the Inky Darkness!

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Two: Not the Inky Darkness!
    Jun 30 2025

    The gang recovers from a vicious fight under the theatre and travels to Mirabar to prepare for their journey to the Eye of the All Father.

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    51 mins

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