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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

By: Lucas Maxwell
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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.

Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod

Starring in alphabetical order:

Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)

Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.

All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.

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Episodes
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Four: Circles & Soliciters

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Four: Circles & Soliciters
    May 19 2025

    The gang use a teleportation circle to travel to the dangerous mining town of Mirabar.

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    53 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter 3: This Is Not Egg-cellent At All.

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter 3: This Is Not Egg-cellent At All.
    May 12 2025

    In this episode, the gang leaves the hill giant fort and travels to Waterdeep where they make a startling discovery.

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    47 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Two: Hand Over the Racoons

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Two: Hand Over the Racoons
    May 5 2025

    In this episode, the gang returns to the hill giant fort to plunder, steal and maybe help some prisoners.
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    1 hr and 1 min

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