Alice and Kris discuss the backlash against well-oiled baddies, Xena's spidey sense and the episode's surprisingly trans-affirming message.

Alice and Kris discuss twink lovers, chill deer skills, and the ways that Xena invented and immediately perfected medicine.

Alice and Kris discuss grilled squirrels, Ancient Greek plastic surgeons, and what an oily guy is.

Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.

Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.

Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.

Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.

Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.