This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.

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Our Patreons will also hear our interview with Jonathan Gullis, who tells us about his new job at the Centre For Social Justice. We've put the video of that up for free at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you can also sign up to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video and bonus podcasts.

With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Will Sebag-Montefiore, Sooz Kempner, Tom Mayo and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.

Sooz is previewing her Edinburgh show, Sooz Kempner Is Ugly, in places like Bristol, Farsley, Chippenham and London. Ticket details here.

Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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