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  • 218: The Way He Cools Me Down
    Sep 24 2025

    A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.


    [Warning: This episode contains discussions of animal violence, threats of violence, and descriptions of vomiting and poison. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    31 mins
  • 217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist
    Sep 17 2025

    Do I exist?


    [Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    28 mins
  • The Ballad Of Season 18
    Sep 16 2025

    Well OVER’s building up tier 4

    They’re thinking that they control

    True permanence

    True permanence

    But Michael’s in Riga with Mike

    They’re working for the TryLeg

    Corporation

    And they notice

    The crows are sounding just like Leg

    There’s something strange that’s going down

    In Texas, oh

    They’ll find it

    Mike stops by the Valley to see

    Mikey who installs The Ram in tier 2

    To see what they knew


    And meanwhile

    Down in Bluster’s Grove

    The Legs are piling up

    But from where nobody knows

    The scrapyard is a hotbed

    Of things that no one should have got

    Their grubby paws on yet


    69 is dead and Mike arrives

    Only to be corrected by Chance

    And not circumstance

    He explains what’s happening

    The Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped in

    The warehouse

    They see some horrors in some vats

    But Stinky shows up with leg and he

    Rescues their doomed asses

    He takes them to the future where

    He has been leglocked thanks to Bradford Beaumont

    He’s their new boss


    And meanwhile

    On the island

    Felix cleans it up

    But he leaves a mess behind

    Lieutenant

    In his evil ways

    Finds a way to get himself free

    To unite OI


    Mikey’s in an awful jam

    He made the mistake of trusting Eagle

    What a damn fool

    He iterates and tortures him

    Replaces him with a docile iteration

    A distraction

    He’s heading down to Bluster’s Grove

    When Lieutenant says all he knows

    They’re changing up the operation

    He’s traveled halfway around the world

    And found a village of Michaels ripe for

    Elimination


    And meanwhile

    In Slovenia

    The gang arrives one-by-one

    And each is thrown in jail

    The trial of the century

    Is hot on their heels as they hope

    Chance will bail them out


    A and M are hunting Tex

    He’s hurt, they need him for what’s next

    They take him

    To the village

    They activate his memories

    They need him to become Judge B

    And help them

    Make decisions

    Michael’s prolonged absence means that

    Dead Man’s off pulling the strings

    Charlie don’t know yet what it means

    To see him at the rendezvous

    He’s fishing for the crust punks now

    He’s rounded them up shipped ‘em out

    They’re going to tier 3


    And meanwhile at the Outpost

    Traitors are all signing up

    To join Lieutenant’s cause

    But Bluster leads resistance

    He rallies the troops at Blust A Groove!

    And Outlaw sends the traitors off



    As for what will happen next

    It’s Stinky’s sacrificial quest

    To get his mitts on

    The mystery box

    The Crust Punks numbers start to dwindle

    But Skinner’s lives and distracts Eagle

    Chance grabs the box and Stinky

    Punches coordinates in and all are off

    Now that they have true permanence

    They all arrive cacophonous

    At the trial, it’s on fire

    M’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife and

    Now the gang’s on the same page

    They put an end to Eagle’s days

    And they restore all the order

    That the Michaels are were longing for


    And meanwhile

    It’s a bad idea

    For Bradford have this much power

    Everyone agree

    The village gets to keep the box

    And most of them don’t have a clue

    What they are fending off


    I ask you, what you think will happen

    With OI gone, there’s no Cured Edgar

    The clock is counting down at

    edgars-death-window.com

    But does OI go down so easy

    I swear there was another Eagle

    In the Ice Lair, hiding out there

    That no one knows about

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    7 mins
  • [INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler
    Sep 10 2025

    Short tails are in this season.


    WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.


    CREDIT:

    JustJenah as Skinner

    SUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenah


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    14 mins
  • 216: The Fish
    Sep 3 2025

    You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.


    [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

    JustJenah as Skinner

    Jesse Syrat as Flash

    Cody Heath as Britches

    Steve Anzelone as Eagle

    Ben Rowe as Felix

    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    Lyssa Jay as Charlie

    Taylor Michaels as Chance

    Athan as Troy


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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • 215: The Water-Bearer
    Aug 27 2025

    An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, some of which are wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    David Ault as Outlaw Ty

    David Ault as Crystal Ty


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    32 mins
  • 214: The Sea-Goat
    Aug 20 2025

    Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, as well as discussions about using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    "FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival Footage


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    26 mins
  • 213: The Centaur
    Aug 13 2025

    If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.


    [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence and drunkenness/intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]


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    31 mins