This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNES, which just leads to Jackie giving us a street phrase lesson no one wanted. Nuts out for the alpha male as the eternal question is asked; big testies or lil testies, which do they prefer? Jackie and Henry are trying to grief watch all the 'John Wick's without seeing the dog scene again BECAUSE IT DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST DEREK KOLSTAD, Jamie Lee Curtis got plastic surgery at 25 because some scumbag cinematographer sucks at his job and blamed her face instead of doing some self-reflection, MJ and Jackie suffered through all of 'Manual Not Included' SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! And yes, they do in fact talk shit on you, HILARIA. Lotta people are still mad at Sarah Silverman, AND SO MUCH MORE! Then it's time for a list with a title longer than the list itself, 'Plot Driven Bits of Movie Trivia That'll Have Ur Mom Askin' 'Wait, What's Goin' On? I Thought He Was The GOOD GUY!?'', the Blindz, and a seriously savory Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute from 1:08:31.980 til 1:16:29.555!

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