Would you rather fight an Orangutan once a year or a chicken every single day? Hard hitting topics like this, Samuel deleting 50,000 emails, and Dane getting kids to confess are all a part of this week's episode of the Until Next Week Podcast.

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How wild of responses can we provide for a Mad Lib? On this episode we dive into this topic while Samuel shares some life hacks and Dane hosts a game show.

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What is something that feels illegal, but isn't? On this episode we break down our top picks for this topic, Samuel salivates over the Green Bay Packers, and Dane ends a prank war.

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We missed nearly every big event over the past couple weeks, so here is our belated breakdown of everything you need to know. Additionally, Samuel travels to the land of milk and cheese while Dane has a breakdown over Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys.

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If you need one last football breakdown before the season begins, make sure to listen to this episode. Additionally, Samuel predicts the future, and Dane seeks revenge during another Mad Gab match.

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A light bulb went off, so we ranked the best inventions in history. Additionally, a tennis pro gets too aggressive during our pickleball match and Dane can't stop salivating over football coming back.

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One of us can't read, but we decided to go head-to-head in a wild game of Mad Gab. Additionally, we receive a call from our Swiftie correspondent regarding recent Taylor Swift news and Dane breaks down the most valuable fantasy football wide receivers.

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Nostalgia is the name of the game when we rank the greatest back-to-school supplies. Additionally, we reunite in a pickleball tournament and break down the most valuable fantasy football running backs.

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