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Unf*ck My Business

Unf*ck My Business

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Welcome to Unfuck My Business, the podcast that's not afraid to kick your business's sorry behind into shape. We're here to dish out some tough love and give you the unfiltered advice you need to thrive in the cutthroat world of entrepreneurship. Forget the glossy motivational speeches and the sugar-coated platitudes. We're gonna strip away the BS and tell you like it is. We'll call out your excuses, challenge your assumptions, and push you to your limits. But hey, that's where the magic happens. We'll tackle the tough topics head-on, including marketing, finance, sales, and everything in between. No fluff, no filler. But fair warning, folks: this podcast isn't for the faint of heart or those allergic to expletives. So, if you're tired of the corny business gurus and their polished, sanitized advice, tune in to Unfuck My Business. It's time to unleash your inner badass and show the world what resilience really looks like. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: OP3 - https://op3.dev/privacyCopyright 2024 Unfuck My Business Economics Leadership Management Management & Leadership Marketing Marketing & Sales
Episodes
  • Sometimes, Shut The Fuck Up Is The Best Strategy
    Sep 29 2021
    "It starts with shutting the fuck up and actually listening."

    Stop fucking talking past the sale, or hearing what the real problem is. You don't always have to "fill the gap". In this episode, the UFMB crew drills down into how being silent can actually produce more results.

    In this episode: Robyn Sayles, Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Kathleen Seide, Shea Jeffers, Angel Love, Kaplan Akincilar

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    join our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusiness

    subscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listen

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    Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.

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    Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.



    This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis:

    OP3 - https://op3.dev/privacy
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    42 mins
  • Unfuck Your Public Speaking with Vince Carone
    Sep 21 2021
    "Make the audience do something first [...], it establishes the immediate control of 'I say, you react' now they are the ones that have to speak publicly and you're just reacting to them."

    When you're flop sweating, so is the audience... and no one's having fun. Luckily, Vince Carone joins the UFMB crew to break down over 20 years of stand-up comedy and presentation experience into an hour of public speaking gold. Not only is Vince hilarious, but he's insightful and shares some super actionable advice. From falling on your face (literally) to having your best joke land like a lead balloon, this episode delivers the tips that will unfuck your public speaking.


    In this episode: Robyn Sayles, Chris 'Jinx' Jenkins, Vince Carone


    More about Vince:

    Vince is fast-talking, frenetic, and frustrated. He has a quick-witted, fast-paced style that envelops you with an avalanche of punchlines that never stop. He is chaotic, cathartic, and a complainer. But the deeper he delves into his show the more you relate to him, root for him, and feel his pain just as he relives it, night after night. That’s Vince’s greatest gift, his ability to instantly connect with the everyman (and every woman). He sees the absurdities of the world and he rallies against them. Vince says the things on stage you would only dare to speak in a mumbling, hushed tone when no one else was within earshot.


    Connect with Vince:

    https://www.vincecarone.com

    IG & Twitter: @vincecarone

    Facebook: Vince Carone's Comedy


    Links mentioned in the show:

    (These contain strong language but you listen to this fucking show so that shouldn't be an issue.)


    Vince bombing and restarting the show:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXf7j4WPss


    Vince heckling-the-hecklers montage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gw-P0TwjCw


    *******

    get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmb

    join our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusiness

    subscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listen

    visit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/

    *******

    Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.

    *******

    Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.



    This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis:

    OP3 - https://op3.dev/privacy
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    45 mins
  • Unfuck Your Website
    Sep 15 2021
    "Your website isn't for you, it's for your customers."

    Is your website a dead zone, or a digital river flowing with new clients? If you're getting nothing but spam emails or worse, no emails at all, then this episode is for you, Chris and Robyn run down the "Your website may be fucked if..." checklist and discuss ways to unfuck your digital footprint.


    In this episode: Chris "Jinx" Jenkins, Robyn Sayles

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    Links mentioned in the show:

    Security: https://wordpress.org/plugins/sucuri-scanner/

    Performance:

    https://wordpress.org/plugins/resmushit-image-optimizer/

    https://wp-rocket.me/


    Performance checking:

    https://tools.pingdom.com/

    https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/


    User Behavior Monitoring:

    https://www.crazyegg.com/

    https://www.hotjar.com/


    Conversion Tracking with Google Analytics:

    https://neilpatel.com/blog/track-conversions-with-google-analytics/

    *******

    get on our fucking email list: https://sendfox.com/ufmb

    join our fucking facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/unfckmybusiness

    subscribe to our fucking show: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/listen

    visit our fucking website: https://unfuckmybusiness.com/

    *******

    Season Two of Unfuck My Business is sponsored by Seide Realty. Visit them at whystpete.com and let them unfuck your real estate experience.

    *******

    Below is a rough transcript for your convenience. It’s not perfect because we want to spend our time unfucking your business, not unfucking this transcript.



    This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis:

    OP3 - https://op3.dev/privacy
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    44 mins

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