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congrats y'all, we made it another year. does anybody else remember being this sore last year? just me? you all lie. We go into the first part of '22 cause, turns out, there was too much bs to condense into just one damn episode. holy god, i do not remember all of this. between russia, texas mental patients, and freakin' anti-choicers, things were just crazy. thank god we can trust the news... wait

Warning listeners, the length on this ham candle is enough to tear through the back of your queef chapel and right into your toot shoot. In this week's long three way, once again starring Ms. (For now) Dahlia, we get a bit serious about some deplorable personality attributes and flush out who should go over the wall! It's a zappy wall. Zip zap, you stay over there. Content warning, if you're pro "minor attracted", we aren't for you... because we're on the good side of Mr. Zappy. Once we get past that bit though, strap on because it's all over the board on garbage people.

you remember how the last episode was actually funny? this one gets... rough. turns out, mr tyball does have some horror stories with the opposite sex. we always have fun, but sometimes those laughs and smiles kinda hide screams of agony and heaving ugly cries. don't let that scare you away though. and don't mind those torture devices in the corner... those are Rhyno's Christmas presents.

Oh, boy.... what started out in gusto and excitement as me, Tyball, and Dahlia jumped in emotional groin first to bare our souls and share our nightmarish memories amidst menage a trois and menage a sencs (look it up).... quickly just turned into a couple infuriatingly humble brags by Tyball and I and a memory from Dahl that honestly just makes you want to give her a hug.... or a gift card to therapy. Or both. Therapy is expensive. But don't worry, Ty and I both were completely aloof to our humble brags, so that totally makes it better.

Sorry folks, tonight a'int about complaining or making fun of people. tonight we're gonna do the unspeakable. -BIG GASP- we're gonna give props and thanks to male podcasters who have had positive influences on us and the world around them. so... there it is. what are you waiting for? for me to say its a joke? it can't be, I'm not talking about your mom.

I'm keeping it short and sweet this time. Me, Tyball, and Dahlia sat around the table feeling the weight of long weeks and sicknesses slowly passing to talk about our experiences with taking breaks in relationships, and how we feel about the idea of them going forward. Listen.... I dont speak for Tyball or Dahlia, but I personally believe taking a break expecting it will fix the problems in your relationship is just about as delusional as farting into the wind believing it will end world hunger. Enjoy, and have a wonderful night, folks.

You ever hear that achievement unlocked sound after you just did some freaky stuff that would make your grandma pray for you, and is probably illegal in 38 states? Just me? cause we're diving into that very subject this time. when you found out that thing does, in fact, go there. get your oh faces, your candles, and your furry suits ready people. We're going deep! oh look, childhood drama