In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into one of the biggest debates in the airline world: regional versus mainline flying. Rich has always flown mainline, while Drew brings a ton of insight from his years working at a regional airline. So we’re unpacking the real differences in schedules, pay, camaraderie, catering (or lack thereof), and what it truly means to fly solo on a 50-seater.

Whether you're in the industry, considering becoming a flight attendant, or just a curious traveler, this episode is packed with behind-the-scenes perspectives and brutally honest takes on the pros, cons, and culture of both worlds. Plus, we’ve got a cringe-worthy galley gossip story that will make you rethink in-flight proposals forever.

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking things off with flight attendant mood swings and summer flying chaos
[4:05] Intro to today’s topic: the battle of regional vs. mainline
[5:41] Drew breaks down what regional flying actually is—and how he stumbled into it
[6:38] Flying solo: what it's really like to be the only flight attendant on board
[10:13] The boarding pay debate and why regional FAs work way harder than they get credit for
[13:24] DIY catering horror stories and building your own galley mid-flight
[16:19] Mainline arrogance: why we need to stop looking down on regional crews
[18:41] Seniority, choices, and finding the right airline “fit” for you
[20:18] Why transferring airlines isn’t just a quick hop—it’s a full restart
[23:25] Losing the camaraderie: how the industry has changed
[26:19] Respecting everyone’s path in aviation—there is no one-size-fits-all
[28:00] Travel benefits explained: how they differ between regionals and mainline
[30:23] StaffTraveler shoutout and how it’s saved our non-rev lives
[31:12] Galley Gossip: an in-flight proposal gone terribly, hilariously wrong
[34:19] How to support us on Patreon and what’s coming next!

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Ever wondered what flight attendants really think about your in-flight behavior? In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into a spicy list of audience-submitted hot takes about air travel—and trust us, some of these takes had us howling, gasping, and nodding in agreement. From flip-flops in the lav to the eternal debate over seat reclining, we’re unpacking it all from 35,000 feet.

We also kick things off with a little summer flying catch-up—how we keep ourselves sane (and stylish) on those sweaty commutes, what’s playing in our AirPods, and how a killer playlist can make all the difference. Then it’s time to get into your opinions on everything from grooming on board to the infamous middle seat. Whether you’re crew or just curious, this episode’s got something for everyone.

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Starting off with summer vibes and how we survive commuting in a swamp
[2:24] What's in our AirPods? (Spoiler: lots of queens and throwbacks)
[4:35] Flip flops on planes? Absolutely not. Here's why.
[6:40] Drew’s golden rule: if someone tells you to “ask the flight attendant,” the answer is probably no
[8:53] Middle seat madness—do some people actually prefer it?
[10:08] Is reclining your seat selfish? We debate both sides
[12:03] The gross world of in-flight personal grooming
[13:57] Backpack behavior 101: do you need a license to carry one?
[16:13] The “board back to front” myth—why it doesn’t work
[17:43] Shower and deodorant before flying? Yes, please
[19:58] Window shade politics and why Drew’s keeping his open
[21:01] Shorts on planes and the emotional damage of skin-to-seat contact
[22:53] Why leaving trash behind is just not it
[24:28] Overhead bin drama—your backpack might not belong up there
[25:36] Please don’t bring a tuna sandwich onto the plane, we beg you
[27:20] No headphones? No thank you. Keep your audio to yourself
[28:28] Bare feet on seats and other airplane crimes
[29:32] The chaos of post-landing stampedes
[31:12] Leggings, crop tops, and why we don’t care what you wear—as long as you’re covered
[32:49] Six shopping bags and a Popeyes lunch? Let’s talk about it

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Ever feel like your flight attendants are just out to nag you? In this episode, we’re pulling back the galley curtain to explain why those “annoying” reminders—seat belts, tray tables, and stowing your bag—are actually life-saving safety protocols. From clear-air turbulence to last-minute emergencies, we walk through the real reasons why the little things we ask of passengers matter in a big way. Trust us, it’s not about being on a power trip—we genuinely care. We’re also sharing a wild in-flight story, including an unforgettable moment that had us questioning everything we thought we knew about carry-ons (spoiler: it involves a baby in an overhead bin).

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Why passengers think flight attendants are “nagging”
[2:13] The 90-second evacuation rule—and why it drives everything we do
[3:58] Why seat belts matter beyond turbulence
[5:32] Seat belt signs during cruise—yes, still important!
[7:31] Turbulence is getting worse—and pilots don’t always get it right
[8:12] Overhead bins, under-seat storage, and the chaos of loose bags
[10:27] Yes, even pilots sometimes break the rules (and we call them out)
[11:48] If you ask whether you can get up—then don’t listen—why did you ask?
[13:09] Why you should actually pay attention to the safety demo
[16:29] We’re not nagging. We just want you safe.
[17:18] What Would Two Guys Do? — Drew’s wildest inflight story: Baby on an overhead bin.

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