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Third Row Seating Means First-Class Memories

Third Row Seating Means First-Class Memories

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This week, Jay with the Ink and the crew pull up with an episode that’s part roast session, part therapy, and all chaos. They dig deep into their high school pasts — when being the best dressed in a Dodge Caravan was somehow a flex, and the SS Impala was the dream car… if your dream included no oil changes and smelling like mid-grade weed.

Things get heated as they debate who had the best (or worst) ride, who really pulled the most girls, and who just thought they were cute while actually being “ugly as hell back in the day.” Spoiler: someone swears they got more action in a van than dudes in Mustangs. And honestly? The math be mathin’.

But it’s not all jokes — they also drop real talk about domestic violence, holding your homies accountable, and why being a man never means putting hands on a woman (unless it’s consensual, obviously — calm down).

Jay also teases an upcoming Versus-style dating showdown where real-life Rizz will be tested on live video. Winners might get a free date, cash prize, or just bragging rights. But if you’re the type to watch a girl walk by and then DM her “I saw you today ,” this ain’t for you.

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