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Things We Would Ban If We Ran The Country

Things We Would Ban If We Ran The Country

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In this episode, we’re taking a trip down memory lane—and by that, we mean ranting about our retail days and why we fully believe everyone needs to do at least one year in the trenches. Character building? Absolutely. Trauma? Also yes.

We swap horror stories from the shop floor, talk about the weird life lessons we picked up (like how to fake smile for 8 hours straight), and the kind of customers that honestly should’ve been banned from society.

Then we get into Imran’s current obsession: Crumble Cookies. You know, those over-the-top, TikTok-famous, American cookie slabs that look more like desserts than biscuits? He’s deep in the cravings, considering international shipping, and Shaun’s just watching it all unfold in real time.

We also chat about our elite cheat meals (because yes, we’re trying to gym and diet but also... life’s short), and round it all off with our topic of the week: what we’d ban if we ran the country. Vapes? Gone. People blasting music on buses like it’s a wireless speaker party? Get in the bin.

No plan, no filter—just vibes, laughs, and probably too much oversharing. Standard.

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