In the least accessible episode of These Hot Idiots ever recorded, Ashe and Mega decide that they need to suffer for other peoples enjoyment and take part in watching the adaptation of Veronica Roth's Divergent book series, and question their sanity almost the entire time in an almost two and a half hour review and discussion about freedom, emotion, choice, and poor worldbuilding, so you better buckle up, or your five dads are going to be disappointed.

We're sorry.

You know, only in hindsight do I realize that they named this episode because the teen spirits mentioned consist of the ghosts of both Anna and Vicki, but it makes it weird, because there is two of them and then it would make more grammatical sense if the episode was titled 'Smells like Teen Spirits' in order to land the pun they were going for. But instead, Ashe just sat there, wondering when there was going to be a nirvana, Kurt Cobain, or even a Dave Grohl reference and never got one.

This also kind of implies that the teen spirits in question are capable of being smelled, something which does not happen this episode and thus kind of being a big reach to name the episode that in my opinion.

Anyway this episode is about country music dynamo, Toby Keith .

The reckoning, the sickening. Packaging subversion, pseudo-sacrosanct perversion

Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves. Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save

We have some 'splainin to do.

We're back after a short break to give you some more recap and commentary on The Vampire Diaries, specifically, so they can do chicago accents at eachother the entire episode.

We're pausing. We will unpause when some things get sorted out.

In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Riku gets his keyblade from Klaus after becoming a heartless, Damon and Elena visit Smokey Mountain, home of Smokey Mountain Wrestling, and Ashe complains about Metallica for some reason?

In this episode of These Hot Idiots, Damon is naked, Stefan's a ripper, Elena's planning a really discrete birthday party, and Jeremy should really go back to doing those dishes. Also, we discuss the minimum wage, and... all the Baskin Robbin flavors?

Good grief he's naked!