Ever dreamt of riding the world’s fastest roller coaster or discovering the next big Disney park before the crowds? This week on Stacking Adventures, Crystal and Joe Saul-Sehy trade hiking boots for roller coaster harnesses in a theme park episode packed with thrills, insider tips, and laugh-out-loud travel tales.

They’re joined by legendary theme park journalist Robert Niles from Theme Park Insider, who spills details from his recent globe-trotting adventure—including a massive announcement about a brand-new Disney theme park coming to Abu Dhabi.

From planning hacks and can’t-miss attractions to splurges that are actually worth it (hint: don’t skip the early entry pass), this episode helps you get the most fun per dollar out of any park visit. Whether you’re a coaster junkie, food stand connoisseur, or just trying to survive summer vacation with your budget intact, you’ll find plenty to pack into your next theme park adventure.

• Why Cedar Point, Kings Dominion, and Busch Gardens still make the A-list

• The real scoop on Disney’s next mega park in the Middle East

• Tips to skip lines, beat the heat, and avoid overpriced regret

• Insider previews of Epic Universe, Siren’s Curse, and other wild new rides

• When to splurge on upgrades—and when to pocket that churro cash

• Budget tips for families, plus why timing your visit can make or break it

• Theme park food that’s actually worth the calories (yes, they exist)

• Robert’s personal favorite hidden gems and underrated parks

• How to avoid letting your memory bank ruin your money decisions—even at theme parks

So grab your virtual FastPass and take this ride with us. Got your own theme park story? Share it with us—we want to hear your best (or most disastrous) moments!