Episodes

  • The Young // 01 • Summer of the Loon
    Sep 29 2025

    While the next season of THE THIEF is around the corner, I want to introduce you to something else I'm making. It's a horror story, a Walking Dead TTRPG, set in 1995 - and I think you'll dig it.

    The Young is a coming-of-age actual play in which a strange sickness spreads through Nokomis County, Michigan, in the summer of '95 - the year Camp Whippoorwill closed for good. This is a horror story.

    On the long weekend before the campers arrive, the new teen junior counselors and cabin monitors for the summer of '95 - the "camptains" - reunite at Camp Whippoorwill.

    Credits

    Nandi Allman as Ta-tyana
    Emily Morse-Lee as Mindy
    Madeline Victoria Posner as Al
    Patricia Wires as Tara

    The Young is produced by the players 🖤, who are playing pretend with me for free.

    Listen however you like: Apple, Spotify, Overcast, Pocket Casts, and the rest.

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    18 mins
  • A Huddle-close Yarn • An Interlude
    Dec 31 2024

    “A Huddle-close Yarn” is an interlude — a kind of tide-me-over — between seasons of The Thief.

    Listen or read the story entirely out of context: it is spoiler free, and it doesn’t require having listened to the first season.

    The Thief is a labor of love. Refer just one rogue and earn your way into the fyrd.

    A full transcript is available.


    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Performed by Emily Morse-Lee (BlueSky, YouTube)
    Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements).

    The Thief is produced by the fyrd: our thegns Nandi K, Amzylee, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

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    11 mins
  • A Huddle-close Yarn • An Interlude
    Dec 30 2024

    A Winter Parable of a Rich Man's Comeuppance

    “A Huddle-close Yarn” is an interlude — a kind of tide-me-over — between seasons of The Thief. Listen or read the story entirely out of context: it is spoiler free, and it doesn’t require having listened to the first season.

    Read the transcript: https://open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/a-huddle-close-yarn-an-interlude

    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Performed by Emily Morse-Lee (BlueSky, YouTube)
    Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements).

    The Thief is produced by the fyrd: our thegns Nandi K, Amzylee, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

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    11 mins
  • Gilded, Courtly Cage • Teaser
    Mar 3 2024

    I am in the script-making part of the next season of The Thief, so there’s not much creative exhaust that makes for a neat update. Instead, how about a new teaser? Here is a letter found in Wirwen Osgard’s things.


    Transcript


    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Voices in order of appearance: Micah Schroeder is Gisela, Michael Schofield is Subprior.
    Music by ⁠Tabletop Audio⁠ (see usage statements). About The Thief "The Thief" is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play, with just one player -- Sisi Wei -- and a full cast of NPCs, supported with soundscapes.

    The original world is grim, and it is unlikely the thief will survive.

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    Behind the scenes: ⁠http://thiefpodcast.com⁠

    Support for just $2 per episode: ⁠https://patreon.com/thethief⁠

    Thief Companion Podcast: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/5RuTvm561vbTpgnCSp3FSk⁠

    Youtube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@thethiefpodcast⁠

    Tiktok: ⁠https://tiktok.com/@thiefpodcast⁠

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    2 mins
  • Unlikely to Survive • Trailer
    Feb 6 2024

    "The Thief" is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play, with just one player -- Sisi Wei -- and a full cast of NPCs, supported with soundscapes.

    The original world is grim, and it is unlikely the thief will survive.

    ---

    Behind the scenes: http://thiefpodcast.com

    Support for just $2 per episode: https://patreon.com/thethief

    Thief Companion Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5RuTvm561vbTpgnCSp3FSk

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@thethiefpodcast

    Tiktok: https://tiktok.com/@thiefpodcast


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    1 min
  • S107 • "Thief"
    Oct 30 2023

    A house like the Merchants never sleeps for long.

    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.

    Hector is Jeremy Roman

    Lady Merchant is Patricia Wires

    Nora is Patricia Wires

    Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's Maid

    Fletcher Noman as Valet 1 and Guard 1

    Music

    Medieval Harp 2 by _Blacksmith_

    2 Violins Dark Ambient, Slow Minimalist Emotional Cello, Dark Documentary Piano by Orchestralis

    Thankyou

    The Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Patrick Myers.

    I appreciate your kind reviews and your word of mouth.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

    "The Thief" will return.

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    24 mins
  • S106 • Night Callers
    Sep 11 2023

    Symphony's audience with Lady Merchant concludes, and she spends her first fortuitous night in Merchant's Row.

    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.

    Cast, in order of appearance:

    • Patricia Wires as both Lady Merchant and Nora
    • Charles Villard as both Marley Osgard and the lovesick Godwin
    • Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's Maid
    • Fletcher Noman as Doorman
    • Isabela Duffles of the Night-calling Polewick
    • Jeremy Roman as Hector

    The licensed music you heard that I just love was Celtic Harp and respectively Medieval Harps 1 & 2 by a Blacksmith; and The Way It Was and Lore And Myths by Crypt of Insomnia.

    The Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

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    20 mins
  • S105 • Good Impressions
    Jul 31 2023

    Symphony, as Asta Evansdottir, manages an audience with the belle dame Lady Merchant herself. She has only this one chance to get in through the front door.

    Support our story, gain early access to new unpublished audio dramas in the same world, and find a free transcript for this episode alongside its highest quality version of the audio on patreon.com/thethief.

    Credits

    Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield.

    Cast, in order of appearance:

    • Patrik Derakovic-Rakas as Drypoint
    • Kristian Byrne as the announcer
    • Sisi Wei as Symphony
    • Fletcher Noman as Gatekeeper
    • Logan Riensmith as Wagon-loader
    • Jeremy Roman as Albret Solly
    • Patricia Wires as Nora
    • Vincent Hughes as Messenger
    • Patricia Wires as Lady Merchant
    • Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's Maid

    The Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner. And with the support of our freepeoples, who help spread the word on social: SC Tadsen (@sctadsen), Patrik Derakovic-Rakas (@drpatrikva), Kris the Deserted GM (@desertedgm), Rusty Rayne (@rustyrayne), and Nathan from the AARPG Podcast (@tatooineunited.bsky.social).

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.


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    16 mins