Episodes

  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 30: Nothing's Changed, Folks!

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 30: Nothing's Changed, Folks!
    May 19 2022
    We've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda...
    Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...
    Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!
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    44 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 29: Octopus Pimps and Valentines

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 29: Octopus Pimps and Valentines
    Feb 14 2021
    Jess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning...

    Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!
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    35 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 28: So Obsessed,...

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 28: So Obsessed,...
    Jan 17 2021
    Jessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!...
    We're totally fine, guys...

    Jessica Stern:
    IG: @Hustlingigglez
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    22 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 27: The Lost Thanksgiving Episode

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 27: The Lost Thanksgiving Episode
    Jan 12 2021
    Jackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...
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    18 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 26: Jess is a Mega-Potato... & "Choices"...

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 26: Jess is a Mega-Potato... & "Choices"...
    Nov 15 2020
    The episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon...
    Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries
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    30 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 25: Jess Should Do Foot Porn, Right?

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 25: Jess Should Do Foot Porn, Right?
    Oct 3 2020
    The country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 24: Fire in Sinks

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 24: Fire in Sinks
    Jun 20 2020
    Ariana is not a drifter.
    Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.
    Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Real Professional Podcast Ep 23: Nobody Asked

    Real Professional Podcast Ep 23: Nobody Asked
    Apr 26 2020
    Jackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out.
    Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!
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    52 mins