Buckle your seatbelts and find the nearest emergency exit—Pilot Sydney & Snake Shannon invite you to experience SNAKES ON A PLANE, a movie about a bunch of snakes that are on a plane. Here, Samuel L. Jackson gives a magnum opus of a performance as an FBI man who fights snakes but contractually cannot be any closer than 25 feet away from one. Is anything more horrific than having to decide on a silly face for a “silly face” group picture? Should every kindergartener have a free-range python as a class pet? Why are all these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane? Spoilers for episode 5 of the 2013 ABC reality competition show WHODUNNIT.

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Welcome back to the PAWlywood PAWdcast...or should we say welcome "bark?" Sydney & Shannon kick off the new season with a scurry of squeaky, singing chipmunks we all know and love, though we love their unhinged music manager played by David Cross even more. Which TikTok songs would the chipmunks use their helium-balloon voices to incoherently cover in 2025? What magical version of LA do the chipmunks live in where it rains every single day? Is Dave pro- or anti-child labor? And yes, a group of chipmunks is indeed called a "scurry." Thanks google!

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Scooby BOO! Sydney & Shannon are rounding out HOWLoween by watching SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED with special guest Nick. This movie has everything from cancel culture commentary to jousting ghost knights to existential crises for everyone but good old Fred. Where can we get a mystery machine limousine to ride through "Coolsville" to get to the "Coolsonian?" Is Matthew Lillard our generation's Jim Carrey? What coward stopped Scooby from transforming into George Bush? Fun Fact: This episode quite literally destroyed Shannon's laptop. Ruh-roh!

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