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The Old Man Brown Show

The Old Man Brown Show

By: Old Man Brown
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 Life is full of stupid shit. Some obvious, some maybe less so, but stupid shit all the same. And Old Man Brown has had enough. Join this grumpy but truth bomb-shipping Scottish pensioner as he shares his inimitable take on life and the idiotic things in it. Just don't complain about being offended if he says something not to your liking - you have the power to stop listening at any time, so like Nike says (when the cameras are off), just fucking do it.Copyright (c) - Old Man Brown, So Dinnae Steal! Politics & Government
Episodes
  • It's Not Facebook, It's You, Ye Bawbag!

    It's Not Facebook, It's You, Ye Bawbag!
    Oct 8 2021

    In the week that Facebook came under scrutiny once again, Old Man Brown ponders on whether the blame should lie at Facebook and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg, or whether you should be looking at yourself more.

    Listen in as he shares his crutchety wisdom in the only way that Old Man Brown can, including unhappy experiences with prostitutes.
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    4 mins
  • On Getting Tested for an STD

    On Getting Tested for an STD
    Sep 28 2021

    Recently, Old Man Brown had to visit the hospital to get some stitches, and it reminded him of the time he had to get checked for a STD when he was a teen.

    Being Old Man Brown though (or young man Brown, at this stage), some miscommunication and lack of clear instruction leads to a not-so-simple procedure.
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    4 mins
  • Nicki Minaj and Her Cousin's Friend's Big Balls

    Nicki Minaj and Her Cousin's Friend's Big Balls
    Sep 17 2021

    So American rapper Nicki Minaj went on Twitter and warned that her cousin in Trinidad took the Covid vaccine, and got huge balls as a side effect.

    (Note: it was her cousin's friend who got the big balls, but never let facts get in the way of Old Man Brown's musings)

    So big were these balls, his fiancee called off their wedding just mere weeks before it was meant to take place.

    The story made all the news, and even resulted in various governments coming out to comment on it.

    In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on these gargantuan balls, and what the real story is.
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    4 mins
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