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The Mr. Helpful Show

The Mr. Helpful Show

By: Lionel Houde
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Hello there, neighbor! I’m Mr. Helpful—and I’m here to help you do things the proper way. Each week, we’ll go over friendly reminders about life’s little challenges, like how to stay composed when your neighbor starts screaming, how to store perishables correctly, and what to say when someone asks a question they shouldn’t have asked.

You’ll learn how to behave, how to respond, and most importantly—how to fit in. Because when something goes wrong… you really don’t want to be the wrong kind of person.


I hope that’s all right with YOU! 🤓


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Lionel Houde
Episodes
  • Why, The Sun!

    Why, The Sun!
    Apr 5 2025

    Mr. Helpful discusses our perpetually burning badminton partner, the Sun.


    Sponsored by Roy’s Dog Treats.

    ”A darker slogan each podcast!”


    Read far, far below for content warning.


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    SPOILER ALERT & ABOUT MR. HELPFUL


    Hello, I’m Mr. Helpful—certified in Communal Harmony Level 3, Authorized in Emergency Neighbor Interaction, and triple-endorsed by the National Board of Social Standing! This podcast offers up crisp, clear instructions for living the right way: politely, promptly, and within acceptable parameters. I’ll be guiding you through everyday situations like offering unsolicited help, correcting others quietly, and choosing the best apology tone for workplace accidents.


    I am legally considered a Tier II Life Coach in seven states and was recently named a Distinguished Advisor in the field of “General Pleasantness.” Each episode is designed to reinforce a healthy routine of understanding, compliance, and swift emotional recovery.


    You may begin to notice small irregularities, but rest assured—those are expected and MAY be addressed in a later installment.


    THE SPOILER:


    Contains loud noises.

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  • Viruses

    Viruses
    Apr 5 2025

    Mr. Helpful anxiously wishes to meet you. Viruses of all kinds are everywhere, after all.


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