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The Haunted Dildo

The Haunted Dildo

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Emily's love for vintage leads her to a unique find: an antique dildo. The shop owner warns it might be haunted, but Emily laughs it off... until it starts talking! Meet Lord Reginald, a stuffy Victorian ghost trapped inside, demanding proper courtship before use. What follows is a hilarious battle of wills between Emily's modern desires and Reginald's archaic propriety, culminating in an attempt at exorcism by orgasm. But is the ghost truly gone or will he come again?

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A Note From Roxy:

This week's story will make you smile. You know, hot sex can take many forms, from romantic sex with lingering touches and breathless whispers to raw primal f*cking where the louder you moan the better it gets.

But you know what else I love? Having fun!

Those moments when you’re both naked and smiling are so amazing. Have you ever just laughed out loud while having sex? Or tried a position with your partner where you both knew you would be laughing half the time? I love those moments! Where there isn’t just pleasure, but smiles and amusement.

This week’s episode perfectly captures that spirit. When I first read it I laughed out loud, and it was in the middle of the hottest part of the story. A haunted dildo? OMG, my lovelies, that’s what I’m talking about! This story is about a woman who just wants to get herself off, and what gets in the way will make you laugh and smile, just like the best playful sex.

I found this story on the erotica subreddit on reddit.com, and the writer is the amazing Scarlet Wilde. I’m so happy I get to create this amazing audio version of her story for her. Our narrator is the lovely Voice Vixen, with the assistance of the Kayla and the wildly amusing Robert M.

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