• Causality, the Anti-Telephones Paradox, and Space, More Space | The HLS Podcast Episode 09
    May 15 2025

    Things get a little messy in this one, and we might’ve accidentally beat a dead horse...or two. Do trees fall in the woods if no one’s there to hear it? Yeah, but you can’t prove it – and how can we tell that something happening...happened. We’re diving deep into causality, the Anti-Telephone Paradox, and questioning the very nature of reality, all while floating in the endless void of space. Buckle up, it’s a cosmic mind trip and just remember, the gang gave Scrota permission. 😬

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Keeping Relationships, Picking Fights, and Accidentally Dating Dudes | The HLS Podcast Episode 8
    May 8 2025

    Remember the foolishness of being all macho in the club, flexing over nothing? We don't. Boxing might look fun on TV, but trust, it’s a whole different vibe when you’re getting punched because you scuffed someone’s fresh shoes. From picking your battles in relationships or waking up and choosing violence, we're diving into the chaos of staying together, the drama of fighting, and yes – that time someone accidentally ended up dating a dude. It’s wild, it’s real, and we’re keeping it unapologetically us with laughs, lessons, and gaffes.



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    45 mins
  • Space, Science, and Anal Probes | The HLS Podcast Episode 07
    May 1 2025

    We’re blasting off into the unknown in this one! From space science to alien encounters, we’re unpacking all the wild theories and, of course, the infamous anal probes. Why is it always the probes? Why the butt? We’ll break down what’s real, what’s ridiculous, and what we’re just plain curious about when it comes to the final frontier.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • This Was Supposed to Be a Meeting…Discord vs WhatsApp and the Cost of Oversharing | The HLS Podcast Episode 07
    Apr 24 2025

    This wasn’t supposed to be an episode… but here we are. One minute we’re talking logistics and playing Overwatch, the next we’re locked in on a full-blown debate about messaging apps, oversharing trauma, and whether group chats are helping or hurting the culture. Consider this a peek behind the curtain—and maybe into our group therapy chat as we explore why Discord might be for thinkers… and WhatsApp? That’s for the aunties.

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    46 mins
  • Traps, Scams, Fake News, and Staying Erect | The HLS Podcast Episode 05
    Apr 17 2025

    In this episode, Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel tackle the wild world of deception and misinformation, all while keeping the laughs coming. Join the Habitual Line Steppers as they break down the tricks and traps we all face, with their signature blend of humor and real talk, as well as diving into the benefits of staying erect. It's so important!

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    50 mins
  • Shortcuts, AI Girlfriends, Gambling, and Ozempic | The HLS Podcast Episode 04
    Apr 13 2025

    In this episode, Electrik, Scrota, and Rebel explore the intriguing intersection of technology and everyday life, discussing everything from AI advancements to the latest trends in gambling and of course, Ozempic. Join us for a fun and insightful conversation that promises to keep you entertained while navigating the complexities of modern shortcuts. Don't miss out on this engaging episode filled with humor and thought-provoking insights!

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Is the US Education System Going Down the Skibiddi Toilet? | The HLS Podcast Episode 03
    Apr 3 2025

    What’s going on with US education? We talkin’ about 'new math' and whether we’re setting our kids up for success or sending them down a spiral of confusion. Are we really getting dumber, or is this just the 'woke' version of math? Either way, we’re throwing shade and asking all the questions we were too scared to ask in class.

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    1 hr
  • Billionaire Haters | The HLS Podcast Episode 02
    Apr 3 2025

    Billionaires: Are they evil geniuses or just misunderstood hustlers? We debate whether there’s a cap on how much money someone should make. Can a billionaire truly be ethical, or is it all just a bunch of 'look at me' flexing? Are we just haters, or are we calling out the system that made them rich? One thing's for sure: we're all about that money talk – but let’s keep it real, too!

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    1 hr and 5 mins