Today we got another naked old lady horror film to talk about!!! We are covering M.Night Shyamalan's Found-Footage movie The Visit from 2015 Jordan: Dye supposed to go, like, right out of the music into that, but it. Chris: Will sound like that later on. I spelled a welcome with two L's on accident. Jordan: Well, welcome. Chris: All right. Welcome to the Grindhouse Syndicate. I'm your host, a pile of shitty adult diapers. And that's my co host, a wooden shed. And today we're doing another crazy naked old lady movie. M. Night Shyamalan's. The visit from 2015. We got our second naked old crazy lady movie. Jordan: Yes, we do two or three weeks. Chris: Yeah, when we do X, like, two weeks ago. Jordan: Those naked old ladies are fucking creepy, man. I've noticed. Those are big hits. And horror movies actually have that down to talk about. You think about it. What horror movie has had a naked old lady? That wasn't creepy? Chris: Do a good job with that. Jordan: The Shining. Chris: Oh, yeah. The Shining does have a naked creepy old lady in it. Jordan: Yeah, it's always a big hit. Chris: It is a big hit. What is? Jordan: Fuck. Chris: They don't ever have naked old men, thank God. How do you feel about being the co host of Wooden Shed? Jordan: I guess I'll take it I'm full of shit. Better be full of shit. Diapers. Chris: Shitty adult diapers. Yeah, the intro will make sense in, I don't know, 1520 minutes into the plot here. Well, first we'll get on to some news. Jordan: We don't have a lot of news. Chris: But we got some news. We'd like to include something to keep you in the know. So the Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game just dropped a couple of days ago, actually. And it is for the PC, the PS four, the PS five, all the PS's and the Xbox. It has an average score of a six out of ten. And get this, Kane Hotter did the motion capture for Leatherface and Grandpa in the game. Jordan: Nice. Chris: Did you know that? Jordan: I did not know that. Chris: I just found that out today. Jordan: I'll check that out. Chris: Yeah, I've been kind of keeping track of it because I want to play it. It's real similar to the Friday the 13th game. The difference being, instead of in the Friday 13th, it was just one killer being Jason, and, like, five, everyone else just played as the people trying to escape. In this, you play one person plays Leatherface, and then there's two of his family members. So you got, like, three killers and, like, four or five victims. I believe there's, like, three maps, which is, like, the House, the Butcher, the Butcher Factory, whatever that's called. And then there's like a third map. I can't think of what it is, but I've been kind of keeping track of it because I want to play it. It's got its bugs. It's got its issues. It just came out. Overall, it's pretty good. People are enjoying it. People like it. Jordan: Everything has its bugs when they first come out now. Chris: Yeah, especially anything on the Internet that relies on the internet. Jordan: Yeah. It's weird thinking back when we were kids, the game came out and that was the game. Chris: That was it. Jordan: Now it's just there's so many bugs when something first comes out that being able to update the game is huge. I'm sure for developers. Chris: Yeah, I'm sure that they're going to go in in the coming weeks or coming months to kind of work all this stuff out. All the bugs that I heard about it is pretty much internet related. It's all internet stuff. It's like games suddenly crashing or your character will freeze in a game and then you get kind of booted out from the game, like in the middle of it. Just stuff like that. Just standard internet shit. Jordan: Never get as bad as warzone. It will not. Chris: Yeah, that game's always got problems. But yeah, I like the whole Kane otter thing. I think that's super cool. So the Grandpa in the know, he's the Grandpa from the doesn't he doesn't do anything. They said he did the motion capture for the Grandpa, and as far as I know, all the scenes of the Grandpa. So one of the objective for the killers is every time they kill one of the other gamers, the victims, they take a little bit of their blood and they run it over to Grandpa, who's just stationary in a chair. He's not played by anybody. And you give him some of the blood. And as you give Grandpa the blood, you as a killer because each killer has a special and that special gets stronger. So that's like an incentive to give him the blood. How that is connected, I don't know, but it's a game. Jordan: Well, I'm glad to hear that somebody has not happened to play Grandpa, because that was my first thought. Like, damn, that sucks for the guy who gets picked to play Grandpa. Chris: Well, what did Kane Hodder do for the motion capture? Just sit in a chair, probably. Jordan: He's already here, but I'll take it anything Kane Hodder does is normally pretty good. Chris: I did see, though, that so Kane Hodder actually did play Leatherface in the third movie, ...
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