The stage was set for the grudge match of the millennium. In one corner, Aelric Dawnweaver, a paladin so lawful he probably apologizes to his sword after sharpening it. In the other, Igneous Maximus, a rock golem who solves most problems by turning them into smaller rocks. Their war was about to reach its glorious, bloody conclusion.

That is, until the universe decided to interrupt their fight with a reality-ending apocalypse. A sudden tear in the sky, a monster made of cosmic nightmares, and just like that, their armies are gone and their war is officially postponed. Now, these two bitter rivals are the last men standing on a battlefield that looks like a glitching video game.

Their only hope is a shady elven scholar from the "Great Library of the Threads" who needs them to run a quick errand: pop over to the dimension where fate is made, grab a "keystone of reality," and fix the apocalypse. Simple, right? What could possibly go wrong when your only backup is the one person you were trying to kill five minutes ago?

Content Warning: This Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast contains crude humor, adult language, and cosmic/existential dread.

CREDITS:

• Aelric Dawnweaver: Joe
• Igneous Maximus: Lewis
• DM/Editor: Callum

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