Episodes

  • Libromendel
    Aug 5 2025

    During an unspecified “government transition” in the near future, the young scholar Alejandra Cortez (no relation to AOC) returns home from Rhinebeck on an extremely rainy night and stumbles into a West Village café where she was once a regular during the Second Trump Administration. But aside from the rowdy RPG players, what happened to all the colorful eccentrics? Why does nobody remember the history of Café Gluck aside from an overworked barista named Sporschill? Who is the strange new owner claiming to be a “crypto king”? And why doesn’t anybody remember the charming and eccentric old bookseller Jaime Abrego Mendel who set up shop in the adjacent card room every day? This full-cast 332 track standalone epic examines the true human cost of removing vital figures from American life. (Running time: 54 minutes)

    Written, produced, and directed by Edward Champion

    Adapted from the short story “Buchmendel” by Stefan Zweig

    Original music soundtrack by Edward Champion
    (You can listen to the soundtrack on YouTube. Subscribe to @finnegansache.)

    CAST:

    Alejandra: Belgys Felix
    Mendel: Wolf Reigns
    Florian: Zack Glassman
    Standhartner: Sally Maitland
    Sporschill: Julie Chapin
    Ramirez: Melissa Medina
    Dirks: Luvelle Pierre
    Tallis: Jack Ward
    Becky: Emily Carding
    ICE Officer: Will Billingsley
    ICE Officer #2: Frank Romeo
    Felicia/The Radio: Samantha Jo
    Clueless Customer: Glenn Kenny
    The New Yorkers: Heath Martin and Pauly Sinatra
    Boris: Pete Lutz
    DM: Dr. Implausible
    The Staffers: Ella Gans and Jay Silver
    Victim: Zoraya Christian
    Exuberant Customer: Lokia Rockwell
    Café Patron: Laura Spear
    and Edward Champion as The Assassin.

    This is a co-production of The Sonic Society and The Gray Area.

    Café songs licensed through Epidemic Audio

    Editing, sound design, mixing, foley recording, engineering, and mastering courtesy of an eccentric bald man in Brooklyn who buys and reads far too many books

    Special thanks to Jack Ward, Russ Marshalek, Laura Spear, Spacebar Recording, and Penny House Café for their incredible generosity and support during the making of this production.

    This production is dedicated to the many innocent and hardworking immigrants in the United States who are presently facing some of the most disturbing authoritarianism in this nation’s history, as well as the late beloved bookseller Michael Siedenberg.

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    53 mins
  • Introducing Onlychatter.com
    Dec 16 2021

    We've just launched a bold new experiment in independent podcasting and micropayments. It's called onlychatter.com. Our creator Edward Champion outlines the details of this new venture and unveils the first episode of a new comedic investigation podcast he's producing called HOW THE WORLD MAKES US.  Please go to onlychatter.com and consider becoming a member today! For the price of a pint, you'll have instant access to 40 new episodes of lively podcasts!

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    35 mins
  • An Alarming Message from Universe 224B
    Oct 3 2021

    We've intercepted an alarming transmission from Universe 224B. Something about attending the 302nd Bureaucosmological Conference on October 16, 2021 at 7:00 PM at the Gene Frankel Theatre.  We pass this information onto you so that you can make sense of this.

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    1 min
  • 13.4. Pattern Language: Mirrors of the Soul
    Aug 31 2021

    Our intrepid heroes visit the New York Public Library to meet up with visiting literary scholar Merrill Malone, an eccentric and the foremost expert on Virginia Gaskell’s life and work, to get, once and for all, all the answers about the portals. What they don’t realize is that shocking personal revelations and the very ground beneath their feet will alter forever within the library’s seemingly pristine walls. (Running time: 55 minutes, 43 seconds.)

    Written, produced, and directed by Edward Champion.

    CAST:

    Chelsea: Katrina Clairvoyant

    Emily McCorkle: Belgys Felix

    Professor Malone: Robert Garson

    Jenna: Devony DiMattia

    Miss Gaskell: Chris Smith

    Maya: Tanja Milojevic

    Ed Champion: Edward Champion

    The Executive: Rachel Matusewicz

    Audrey: Amanda Rios

    Romero: David Ault

    Joe: David Sinkus

    The Guard: Graham Rowat

    and Zack Glassman as The Receptionist

     

    Incidental music licensed through Neosounds and MusicFox.

    Additional music composed by Edward Champion

     

    Sound design, editing, engineering, and mastering by a bald man in Brooklyn who clearly has some corporate identity issues to work out.

     

    Thank you for listening!

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    56 mins
  • Inside the Gray Area: "Pattern Language: An Iris for Emily"
    Aug 28 2021

    Our showrunner Edward Champion discusses Part 3 of "Pattern Language." Subjects discussed include WandaVision, the careful balance between realism and pastiche, the Faulkner short story as a starting point, Love and Rockets, why the memory of an inspiration is often better than closely examining the source text, designing the 1970s announcer voice, using 1970s television effects to create a sound design, being careful with laugh tracks, why Carol Jacobanis is an extraordinary actor, the advantages of recording with Belgys and Carol together in the same room, an abandoned first season script set within a talk show, Eric Bogosian's Talk Radio, avoiding rehashes while writing, inverting the Neil LaBute/David Mamet formula for women, the strange Italian references throughout The Gray Area, Heath Martin, Louis CK's apology, creating walla sounds for the journalists, how Carol struck the perfect balance between realism and stylized voices, the need to know where a story is heading within five minutes, story beats, the candid dialogue, growing up in a prudish household, both-siderism vs. all sides in journalism, statements on the public record, bullies and therapy, young people who talk down at older people, the impossible behavioral ideal in the digital age, Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment, the fajita demon origin story, why Pompano made an appearance here is an NYC restaurant, fish metaphors, The Shawshank Redemption, meeting Frank Darabont as a young man, behavioral patterns and therapy, paying respectful homage to Richard Russo, the great versatility of Monica Ammerman, how a recording accident created an opportunity for greater authenticity, the Chico State backstory, how his California origins influenced the script, fluid sexuality, ghost writing, why alcoholics keep cropping up in The Gray Area, annoying the audience, animal sounds, Catholicism, why the ukulele was used in a music cue, Jeff Russo's Fargo cue, Tarantino and surf music, balancing demons and humans, Evita and fascism, Argentine history, the disadvantages of being a horror movie fan while doing sound design, beta listener feedback, arriving at natural storytelling beats, the importance of the cart sound effect, electromatter sound design, learning the keyboard and composing primitive music, the high price of music clearance, barking dogs and the "black dog" of depression, being careful with storytelling explanations, wordplay as a source of creative inspiration, double-tracking to get vocal effects, creating ethereal sounds from homegrown recording, how using a keyboard altered the sound design, the responsibility of following up on storytelling points, a minor story problem in "An Iris for Emily," Johnny as Ed's dark half, and overly dramatic performance vs. melodrama.

    (Running time: 30 minutes, 27 seconds.)

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    30 mins
  • 13.3. Pattern Language: An Iris for Emily
    Aug 17 2021

    Emily McCorkle has landed the media appearance of a lifetime: a guest spot on the most respected talk show in America. But why is the host so concerned with her private details? And why are so many skeletons from her past making guest appearances? And who is the strange man with the hot dogs? (Running time: 38 minutes, 1 second.)

    Written, produced, and directed by Edward Champion.

    CAST:

    Emily McCorkle: Belgys Felix
    Ophelia Kakanakis: Carol Jacobanis
    June: Monica Ammerman
    The Fajita Demon: Pete Lutz
    The Cunning Demon: Leanne Troutman
    Morris Pressman: David Tao
    Jimmy Markson: 
    Heath Martin
    Johnson: Hilah Hallaway
    Emily's Mom: Melissa Medina
    Emily's Dad: David Sirkus
    Chelsea: Katrina Clairvoyant
    Maya: Tanja Milojevic
    Ed Champion: Edward Champion
    Reporter #1: Glenn Bulthius
    Reporter #2: Alice Fox
    and Zack Glassman as The Receptionist

    Creature Voices by Samantha Cooper and Rachel Baird

    Incidental music licensed through Neosounds and MusicFox.
    Additional music composed by Edward Champion.

    Sound design, editing, engineering, and mastering by a bald man in Brooklyn who has become a TikTok junkie seemingly against his will.

    Thank you for listening

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    38 mins
  • Inside the Gray Area: "Pattern Language: Not a Frown Further"
    Aug 10 2021

    Our showrunner Edward Champions dives into the second chapter of "Pattern Language."  Subjects discussed include creative dissatisfaction, basing the story arc on being personally libeled by a journalist, writing as an act of being peace, resisting the temptation to write from revenge, fantasy as a genre where real-life people incapable of empathy express it as new characters, designing the telephone muttering, invasion of privacy, when culture doesn't allow people to change, how Belgyis Felix landed the role by staying in character as a demon during a play, the Adelphi school of acting, the remarkable acting range of Belgys Felix, how McCorkle's recalcitrance reflected his own arrogant past, the immaturity and narcissism of star journalists, the public profile vs. the private character of a person, the "worst X" as a headline, wishful thinking about editorial standards, Kevin Fogelberg and Dan Fogelberg, allusions to the Hulk Hogan Gawker suit, the New York Times vs. Sullivan standard and libel, advertorial articles and puff pieces in the magazine industry, ideologues who claim to be journalists, basing Morris Pressman on Ben Hecht plays, larger-than-life characters, Slate reporters who manipulate content for white-collar workers, floral allegories, the influence of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, his tendency to write stylized men, recording subway and New York sounds, tying the many loose strands together, the Ed and Maya conversation as a callback to "Dearer than Earsight," why it's important to cast someone better than you if you appear in your own audio drama, addressing the events of "Fuel to the Fire," why he had to hire a German translator, why Tanja Milojevic is brilliant, scouring for German idioms, why there are so many Receptionists in the main universe, the influence of Stranger than Paradise on music licensing, casting a real estate broker as a corporate tycoon, the parallels between Chelsea and The Wizard of Oz's Dorothy, location audio in Midtown, the tendency to run into random people quite frequently in New York City, coincidental run-ins in stories, clarifying previous story details, chase scenes, the crazed amount of Tony Danza research done for The Gray Area, Christopher Alexander and "pattern language," and demon transformation.  (Running time: 26 minutes, 8 seconds)

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    26 mins
  • 13.2. Pattern Language: Not a Frown Further
    Aug 3 2021

    Months after the events of “Paths Not Taken,” Chelsea is working hard to turn a corner and improve her life. But when Emily McCorkle, the smear merchant journalist who severely damaged her reputation, returns to write a followup piece, Chelsea is thrown into a jarring maelstrom that involves demons, people from her past, and the possibility of redemption. (Running time: 32 minutes, 22 seconds.)

    Written, produced, and directed by Edward Champion.

    CAST:

    Chelsea: Katrina Clairvoyant

    Emily McCorkle: Belgys Felix

    Maya: Tanja Milojevic

    Morris Pressman: David Tao

    Ed Champion: Edward Champion

    Alicia: Elizabeth Rimar

    Johnson: Hilah Hillaway

    The Fajita Demon: Pete Lutz

    The Cunning Demon: Leanne Troutman

    Lucinda: Emily Carding

    Mrs. Gelding: Westlake Stark

    and Zack Glassman as The Receptionist

     

    Creature Voices by Samantha Cooper and Rachel Baird

     

    Incidental music licensed through Neosounds and MusicFox.

    Additional music composed by Edward Champion.

     

    Sound design, editing, engineering, and mastering by a bald man in Brooklyn who does his best to resist mayonnaise but can’t entirely fight the allure for a good tuna sandwich.

     

    Thank you for listening!

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    32 mins