The Founding Fathers were wild, opinionated, and absolutely not here for standing armies in their guest rooms—let’s get into it. In this Buck Wild episode of The Buck Starts Here, Kyle and Eric catapult you back to 1791—when powdered wigs were poppin’ and the fear of standing armies was all the rage.

Get ready as we dive into the OG top five amendments—ranging from the freedom of speech (hint: Congress isn’t your modern Twitter) to the quirky art of not quartering drunk soldiers in your guest room. With sass, irreverence, and a whole lot of constitutional nerdery, we break down why theFifth Amendment remains every stoner’s favorite “I plead the…” moment.

Plus, hear how Madison catches feelings, Franklin fights foran open window, and Eric battles 75 legal words in a single breath like he’s auditioning for a pharmaceutical commercial. If you’re looking for a funny, fiery, and historically smart podcast that explains the Bill of Rights like you’ve never heard before, hit play now!

Hit play, learn what your rights really mean, and maybe stop citing “free speech” in your group texts.

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Unroll your canvas and dip your brush in the tea, friends. Your charmingly chaotic hosts Kyle and Eric are back, and they've summoned fan-favorite Rae Faba - our resident realism vendor - for another trip into the glittery, grimy world of early American portraiture and the messy marriage between art and truth.

We're diving deep into America’s painted past: presidential portraits with side-eye, photography that lied before Photoshop was even a thing, and one German guy who decided George Washington needed some heroic fanfic. Did women row the damn boat? Was that Monroe behind the flag using it as a giant Band-Aid? Is that a duck-banana in the background? Honestly… maybe.

🎨 It’s art history, American myth-making, and full-throttle snark—all in one delicious episode.

🔎 Featuring:
– The most theatrical river crossing in military history– Rae's Jedi holocron (yes, really)
– Why Lincoln’s head got Frankensteined onto someone else’s body
– Shelf-off shenanigans
– And the ultimate historical question: can you trust a painting with icebergs?

👇 Hit play if you love your history messy, your art opinionated, and your hosts wildly underqualified to fact-check America’s most patriotic oil painting.

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John Quincy Adams: science nerd, policy wonk... almostfunder of a journey to the center of the freaking Earth? Yeah, that happened. Kind of.

This week, Kyle and Eric dig into the gloriously unhinged tale of John Cleves Symmes Jr.—an ex-Army guy turned HollowEarth hype man—who tried to convince Congress that the Earth was basically a cosmic donut. And guess what? It almost worked.

Was JQA secretly into sci-fi? Did Congress take leave of itssenses? Why did the frontier love this guy while Harvard told him to kick rocks? We’ve got conspiracies, crank science, and just enough Manifest Destiny to make it weird.

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This one’s got it all: dysentery, white savior complexes, land “purchases” no one understood, and Francis Scott Key playing dictator from D.C. Welcome to Liberia, brought to you by James Monroe and the “philanthropists” ofthe American Colonization Society.

In this bonus episode of Buck Wild, Kyle and Eric rip the powdered wig off the American Colonization Society’s misguided plan to ship freed slaves off to West Africa like that somehow solved racism. (Spoiler: it didn’t.)

We’re talking:

• Sherbro Island: dysentery’s favorite vacation spot

• Monrovia: named for Monroe, because of course it was

• A parade of pro-slavery politicians pretending this wascharity

• And the chef’s kiss cherry on top—Liberia’s first fewdecades being micromanaged by rich white men who’d never set foot there.

It’s tragic, it’s infuriating, and yeah—it’s got jokes.Because if we don’t laugh at history’s worst ideas, we might just scream.

🎧 Smash play on Spotify,Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your fill of historical chaos.
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Gather ‘round and clutch your Constitution, because we’rerewriting the narrative with flair.

This week, we're shining the spotlight on Paul Jennings—James Madison’s enslaved footman, secret memoirist, freedom-funder, and the real MVP behind that whole “Dolley saved the portrait” story. (She didn’t. She sentPaul. Let’s get it right.)

From setting the president’s table to setting the damnrecord straight, Paul lived through wars, whispers, and wig-powdered nonsense—and still had the nerve to fund The Pearl Incident, the largest escape attempt of enslaved people in U.S. history. And oh yeah, he wrote thefirst-ever White House memoir while he was at it. Casual.

We’ve got:
🔥High-seas abolitionist drama
🎨Presidential portrait heists
💥Mob chaos in DC
⚖️A random Millard Fillmore redemption arc??
✨And a butterfly effect that ends with Frederick freaking Douglass showing up to save the day.

So press play and prepare to rage-laugh your way through the side of Madison’s story that textbooks conveniently left out.

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Jefferson may have had fast horses and a fancy violin, but in this episode, Kyle and Eric are here to expose the soft-handed myth of the so-called “common man” and hand the mic to someone way more impressive: Benjamin. Freaking. Banneker.

We’re talking clocks made out of wood that ran for 50 years, almanacs so accurate they made 18th-century sailors weep, and abolitionist essays sneakily tucked between tide charts. Oh, and he casually called Jefferson out to his face (well, via letter, but still—savage).

Meanwhile, Jefferson’s biggest accomplishment? The swivel chair. Cute.

Come for the roast, stay for the brilliance. And maybe start questioning who really deserves a spot on Mount Rushmore.

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You thought we were done with John Adams? Think again. In this bonus episode, Kyle and Eric mop up the revolutionary tea that didn't make it into Parts I–IV. From Franklin’s naked diplomacy and Adams’ tooth-rotting sweet tooth to Haitian revolutions and rumors of London mistresses, we’re closing out the Adams arc with one final chaotic cannonball.

Get ready for HBO callouts, bathtub chess matches, and the Founding Father who really deserved better PR. Justice for John, y’all.

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We weren’t done with George Washington—not even close. In this bonus episode, we dig up the wild side quests and forgotten facts we missed the first time around.

Meet Lawrence, George’s hot-shot older brother who basically kickstarted the whole “military hero” storyline. Travel with young GW to Barbados (where he caught smallpox and lifelong immunity) and find out why his "wooden teeth” were actually just expensive and disgusting. Oh, and the cherry tree story? Total historical fanfic.

From forced inoculations to the Whiskey Rebellion (spoiler: he pardoned them!), George Washington somehow lives up to the myth. We didn’t believe it either—until now.

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