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The Bird and the Bandit

The Bird and the Bandit

By: Briana and Sophie
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First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.

We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.

So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.

Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯‍♀️

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Episodes
  • Bandit's Tit-Bits
    Apr 29 2025

    There was one particular call in that Soph just couldn’t bite her tongue about until we do the dedicated episode.

    Nothin like a nosy, self entitled, presumptuous stranger to get our blood boiling in the supermarket am I right??




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    4 mins
  • Unsolicited Advice - How about you F@#k off? (Part 2)
    Apr 28 2025

    Welcome back! If you haven't listened to Part 1, head back for a little context and to see how quickly we went through the wines to end up here.


    There were so many responses for this topic, too many to fit into 2 episodes. So some of those hard hitting topics are going to get their own special place in the spotlight where we can really dive in, and get especially furious (and tipsy) about the extremely personal issues that people feel so entitled to have an opinion on. Stay tuned for those. But for now, pour yourself a little Grant or lush red or maybe a calming cuppa, because we're about to get into it.


    Cheers BAB, cheers!

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    27 mins
  • Unsolicited Advice - How about you F@#k Off? (Part 1)
    Apr 22 2025

    The Bird and Bandit are back with a two-parter! We had such a massive response from listeners after the first episode with stories of some real doozies, and to be honest we got a little carried away. There were so many messages and responses about "heroes" chiming in wherever they can to offer tips like "have you tried feeding them", weird, uninvited touching, and a real favourite, "Just don't think about it."... that we had to split this into two episodes.


    Just to be clear, we KNOW there are a lot of listeners that might be like "eep! I've said that!" (we both definitely have at some point!) and we know that some of you have the best intentions. But just know, there are a heck of a lot of ya that do not. And we are going to talk about it. And drink about it. So buckle up, fill up your glass, coffee cup, giant water vessel, and get spicy with us.

    Cheers BAB, cheers!

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    37 mins

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