Welcome to the 3rd Advent/Christmas/Holiday episode this year. It’s a read of a children book again, and that book involves a time-traveling boy and his dog. They time travel, through goalposts, to the first organized football match under Football Association rules, in 1863, between Barnes and Richmond. The game was played at Barnes commons, in West London, across the river from Fulham’s FCs stadium, the Craven Cottage. And the boy and his dog (Kane is his name, no relation to Harry) mess up football history while there. Or, almost.

The book is by Adrian Lobley, and I don't want to give away the whole thing here - I'll read up to chapter 10.

Plus: some of the best Christmas-themed stadium chants.

Until January 19th!

HELPFUL LINKS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Adrian Lobley, Kane and the Christmas Football Adventure

"The best Christmas Football chants", YouTube

"Comfort Comfort O My People" in the opening piano version, from Road to Virtuosity Sheet Music, YouTube

"Comfort Comfort O My People," closing version with organ and drums, performed by the First-Plymouth Church in Lincoln, Nebraska

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Artwork for The Assistant Professor of Football is by Saige Lind

Instrumental music for this podcast, including the introduction track, is by the artist Ketsa and used under a Creative Commons license through Free Music Archive: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/

Thomas Melchior placed his first soccer bet in 2005. He was addicted to gambling for 13 years, and imprisoned for the crimes he committed in his addiction. Now, he stands in front of stadiums on gamedays around Europe to raise awareness for the problem that is gambling in football – and he’s using some controversial tactics.

HELPFUL LINKS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Thomas Melchior on Instagram

Fox Sports, "From prison to social media star: How one man is taking on sports betting at German soccer games" (September 2025)

Deutsche Welle, "Gambling in German Football: Time to Quit?"

The Guardian, "I lost 10 years of my life’: how UK betting giant’s unlawful marketing kept suicidal gambler hooked"

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Artwork for The Assistant Professor of Football is by Saige Lind

Instrumental music for this podcast, including the introduction track, is by the artist Ketsa and used under a Creative Commons license through Free Music Archive: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/

In the US, the big soccer boom is always supposedly around the corner. The most recent example: right now, in the lead-up to next year's World Cup. But that waiting until the beautiful game is the "number 1 sport in the U.S." clouds our view of the game’s history in this country. Today, it's that history, in its own right, that we focus on. Brian Bunk focusses on it, especially, in his new book Beyond the Field: How Soccer Built Community in the United States. Brian is a Historian at the University of Massachussetts, Amherst, and has already written THE history of the early game in the US, From Football to Soccer. This is a sequel, a collection of local stories. And there are lot of stories around immigrant identity in there. So I’m reminded of what Oscar Handlin, the dean of American Immigration History, said a few decades ago: “Once I thought to write a history of the immigrants in America. Then I discovered that the immigrants were American history.” Well for today, we could say: Brian Bunk wrote a book about the history of soccer and community in the US. And we find out: soccer and community ARE American history.

HELPFUL LINKS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Brian's online exhibit "Beyond the Field," with historic photos that appear in the book

Brian Bunk on Bluesky

Brian's articles for the Society of American Soccer History

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If you enjoy this podcast and think that what I do fills a gap in soccer coverage that others would be interested in as well, please

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• Leave some rating stars at the podcast platform of your choice. There are so many sports podcasts out there, and only ratings make this project visible; only then can people who look for a different kind of take on European soccer actually find me.

Artwork for The Assistant Professor of Football is by Saige Lind

Instrumental music for this podcast, including the introduction track, is by the artist Ketsa and used under a Creative Commons license through Free Music Archive: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ketsa/