From Trump’s latest “two dolls” solution to Canada rejecting populist nonsense, this week’s headlines are a mix of absurd, alarming, and unexpectedly hopeful.

In this episode of You Can’t Make This Up, we break down three real political stories that feel more like satire than news — but trust us, they actually happened.

First up, Donald Trump brushes off the economic fallout of his massive import tariffs by suggesting kids might be fine with “two dolls instead of 30.” Meanwhile, economists are sounding alarms, and American businesses are bracing for supply chain chaos. Inflation? Job losses? Who needs details when you’ve got doll math?

Next, we dig into the latest Washington Post–ABC News Ipsos poll that shows Trump’s approval ratings plunging fast. Turns out Americans aren’t thrilled about authoritarian vibes, trade war tantrums, or dreams of a third term. Even Elon Musk’s growing political influence is making voters uneasy. Imagine that.

And finally — a story that actually restores faith in humanity: Canada elects former central banker Mark Carney as Prime Minister. An economist with real-world credentials and international respect, Carney defeated Pierre Poilievre, the self-styled populist many dubbed “Maple MAGA.” Nearly 60% of Canadians rejected Poilievre’s rage politics in favor of actual leadership. Take notes, America.

🎧 Whether you're here to cringe, laugh, or find a sliver of hope — we've got you.

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