TAPE 38 - Landfish and Nuts Between Your Legs
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TAPE 38 - Landfish and Nuts Between Your Legs
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The tape begins with a triumphant ode to soup — thick enough to hold a flag and hotter than rice — before veering into an odd declaration that “science is a fact.” This somehow segues into a taxonomy lesson where chickens are “land fish” and tuna is “the chicken of the sea.”
A grim food memory surfaces: polishing off a case of tuna, only to realize the tins bore a picture of a cat. From there, dinner talk becomes a roulette of chickpeas, mashed pumpkin, and the occasional mystery can — sometimes opened “between your legs” to check for “different nuts.”
It all ends with an inexplicable cigarette commercial and the cryptic farewell: “Always down, never up.”
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