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Sydney Sweeney's Bath Water For SALE + Post Malone's Tour Review & Hailey Bieber is worth a Billion!

Sydney Sweeney's Bath Water For SALE + Post Malone's Tour Review & Hailey Bieber is worth a Billion!

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 Strap in, because we’re diving headfirst into the kind of news that makes you question everything you thought was sacred—like the sanctity of a bubble bath, the sanctity of genre boundaries, and the sanctity of, well, federal convictions.First up: Sydney Sweeney. You thought Jacob Elordi cornered the market on selling your personal hygiene? Think again. Sydney’s teamed up with Dr. Squatch to bottle her actual bathwater—yes, the very same suds she soaked in for that pipe-cleaningly innocent soap ad—and sell it back to you as a bar of “Bathwater Bliss.” Exfoliating sand! Pine bark! The tears of your dignity! Limited to 5,000 bars, this is the skincare equivalent of investing in Beanie Babies—if Beanie Babies smelled like a woodland paradise (or your ex’s shower). I’ll walk you through why this stunt is weird in the best way, and why I secretly want to scrub my face with the runoff from your neighbor’s kiddie pool.Then we head to Citizens Bank Park, where Post Malone turned Philadelphia into a full-blown hoedown. Picture fireworks, a fog machine fueled by your ex’s leftover cologne, and Allen Iverson himself moonlighting as your backing vocalist. Posty ran through trap bangers, rock ballads, and country heartbreakers faster than you can say “F-1 Trillion,” even picking food out of Jelly Roll’s teeth mid-duet—because nothing says “artistic authenticity” like buddy-cop flossing. I’ll break down the moments that had Eagles fans swapping jerseys, and why confetti-fuelled country anthems might just be the cure for whatever’s ailing your Spotify Wrapped.On the business front, Hailey Bieber just proved that turning lipstick into gold is a $1 billion idea. In three years, she grew Rhode into e.l.f. Beauty’s latest trophy acquisition, and now she’s got a corner office in the world of pocket blushes and lip tints. We’ll unpack how Gen Z’s obsession with mini-makeup kits led to a merger bigger than your last Amazon order, and why you might need to start saving for your next lip gloss splurge.Finally, we pivot to the wild world of reality TV and presidential pardons, as Todd Chrisley makes his grand comeback—courtesy of Donald Trump’s pardon pen. Todd and Julie Chrisley are free from federal prison, and Todd’s out here declaring his innocence like a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Except the question is “Did you defraud banks?” and the answer is “Trust me, guys.”) We’ll dissect his press conference theatrics, Savannah Chrisley’s lobbying hustle, and whether “no shame” is the new self-care mantra.It’s a dumpster fire of pop culture madness, and you know I’m here to lounge in it. So hit play, grab your favorite (legal) soap, and let’s get dirty—because this is What Are We Doing, and frankly, I’d rather be talking about bathwater than politics… but here we are.Mariachi Snooze by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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