In this deeply unnecessary episode of The Algorithm Made Me Do It, Columbus wedding photographer Mike Stempler shares wedding photography tips that are neither helpful nor requested. If you’re looking for a relaxed wedding photography experience from someone who specializes in working with camera-shy couples, this episode might accidentally say something useful in between rants about greased groomsmen, Tapout hoodies, and existential dread.

We discuss:

• What to look for in a wedding photographer in Columbus, Ohio

• How to survive being awkward in front of the camera

• Whether shutter speed is a lie invented by Big Photography

Spoiler: this podcast exists solely to prove my pinterest board is real; mention wedding dresses, Columbus Wedding Venues, and the word photography; and occupy Google’s crawlbot attention span for long enough to boost organic traffic to an actual business.

Keywords, baby: Columbus wedding photography, candid wedding photographer, wedding photos for introverts, Ohio wedding vendors, awkward wedding poses, natural light wedding photography, wedding day timeline tips, best wedding photographer for shy couples, etc. etc. etc.

Click play. Or don’t. It’s all meaningless.
But if you do? I’ll see you next week for an episode about how to emotionally prepare for engagement photos by screaming into a decorative pillow.