Episodes

  • Southern Baptist Pass Out

    Southern Baptist Pass Out
    Jun 9 2021
    I'm back and I haven't run out of tales! Hear how I passed out in a southern Baptist church as well as how I gravely embarrassed myself playing Rock Band solo. Voiceless inquiries and tip can be accessed here: https://linktr.ee/Jakecritcher
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    13 mins
  • Periwinkle Metal

    Periwinkle Metal
    Dec 9 2020
    It may be periwinkle, but it's metal af. I've got another pet peeve regarding masks, I struggle to understand a fashion trend, birds make me feel uncomfortable, and Shrek invades the Marvel movies.
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    15 mins
  • Drive by Vomit

    Drive by Vomit
    Aug 5 2020
    Jake forgets he's wearing a mask in public... often. It leads to interesting situations. He also discovers ginormous road signs that may or may not be a waste of space. What this!? The big one this week is about rocket vomit! How appetizing!
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    8 mins
  • Joe, Jake, and the Bushel of Fear (Tale Submission by Joe!)

    Joe, Jake, and the Bushel of Fear (Tale Submission by Joe!)
    Jul 22 2020
    Special story submission made possible by Talers like you. Thank you. Joe tells a tale from our childhood involving phobias. Gasp! Hear the sibling tale and be amazed!
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    15 mins
  • Evolution of Relationships

    Evolution of Relationships
    Jul 15 2020
    Conversations between significant others changes drastically from the first impression phase. DJ Ming Ming is in the house and no one can understand him.
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    7 mins
  • Jake Releases the Beast

    Jake Releases the Beast
    Jul 8 2020

    Without trying, I withhold the knowledge of my marriage from people; my wife and I do drive-thru merry-go-round for the love of coupons; and I transform into a beast to stalk the forest in this week's episode.

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    11 mins
  • The Flash Mob Clothing Conundrum

    The Flash Mob Clothing Conundrum
    Jun 24 2020

    Wanna hear about how I borrowed different articles of clothing from different people for a wedding? Wait, really? Look no further as I share one of my not so shining moments with you!
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    18 mins
  • ST #18 Barista Gone Killer

    ST #18 Barista Gone Killer
    May 27 2020
    Google thinks I'm a lesbian (or wishes I was?), a representative from the cult who Let's Clyde Decide visits the shop with VERY DISTINCT INSTRUCTIONS for their order, and I may have murdered a person in this week's episode.
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    11 mins