This episode has it all! An exciting opening where the Enterprise saves Tessen III from a rogue asteroid! The return of fan favorites Alexander and Lwaxana Troi! A bunch of kooky holodeck characters who can juggle and shake dat ass! And mud bath after mud bath! So much mud! You won’t believe all the mud! After being knocked around and paralyzed so far this season, Worf is further humiliated when we see what a terrible father he is...again. His conflicts with the willful-but-still-adorable toddler Alexander are made worse when Troi’s mother Lwaxana comes to visit. Seems she’s found herself a new husband and plans to get married on Starfleet’s own Love Boat, the Enterprise. But she still has time to interfere with her daughter’s efforts to teach Worf how to be a good dad because of course she does. All this, and yet another shiny entity wrecks havoc on the ship to give the rest of the cast something to do. Will Deanna be able to mend relations between Worf and Alexander? Will Data and Geordi be able to stop the fairy lights from destroying the ship? Will someone please shove me into an airlock and shoot me out into space, so I can enjoy the soothing peace of the vacuum of the void?

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Were you like me, thinking, say I wonder what young Wesley Crusher is up to? Is he surfing the galaxy fantastic with his pal The Traveler? Has he gone off to join the cast of Stand By Me, Too — Still Standing By You? Or has he launched a boy band — it’s the 90’s after all! Wesley and the Crushers! No, no, and no — none of that happened. Instead, we go to Earth in this episode and find “Cadet Crusher” at Starfleet and almost dead! That’s right! Wesley was in an accident and almost died. That accident, the one where he almost died… Well, things aren’t exactly adding up and Wesley and the rest of Nova Squadron are under inquiry because a cadet died during their maneuvers! Nova Squad’s leader, Nicholas Locarno, leans on the surviving cadets, Wesley included, to keep the details of their “Yeager Loop” maneuver fuzzy. It takes Starfleet, Captain Picard and crew, and some help from My Favorite Martian to untangle the truth. Will Wesley Crusher have the moral courage to stand up for what’s right and make the title of this episode make sense? Will Picard be able to express the heartfelt gratitude for his own moral foibles? Will Gates McFadden, one of the finest actors on the show, be asked to sit on her hands and fret all episode? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast.

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Talk about starting an episode with a bang! In one of the most thrilling teasers ever, we see the Enterprise D blow up reeeeeeeal good! So what are we supposed to do for the next 45 minutes? How about we go back to before the explosion and find out what happened? Sounds like fun until the ship blows up again! And again! And . . . Okay, we get it. There’s a problem. Seems the Enterprise is caught in one of those pesky time loops, and it’s up to the crew to try and break free, or they’ll just keep blowing up forever! How annoying of a show would that be? Fortunately Beverly Crusher seems tuned into what’s happening and is able to get the rest of the command crew working on a solution. Will the crew find a way to escape the time loop? Will Riker ever be able to bluff Bev? Will Picard finally decide when he’s going to wear that God damned sweater? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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A once theoretical “Null Space” has been found – theoretical? Maybe, but Null plus Null always equals Null! A race of androgo-noians – talk about NULL! The Enterprise swings its “D” into uncharted territory and takes on the brave new world of gender politics for the first time! Talk about boldly going. (The fans were begging for the show to address gay characters – fans, please, stop begging!) After all, we had Riker playing second in command to the Matriarch in “Angel One” in Season One! Remember all that Frakes nipple play? If that wasn’t enough gender-bending, this time ol’ Johnny falls in love with a J’nailian who doesn’t play by normal J’nailian rules – she’s GAAAAAAAY for Johnny! By the way, they’ve lost their shuttle in some null space and need the Enterprise to enter that Null space, carefully! Be careful on the entry… and PULL their shuttle safely out! So, Riker and this J’nailian get crammed into a Starfleet shuttle and sparks fly – this time Rikes ass is getting zapped but in a good way! Riker is smitten by this non-gendering space… person! Will Next Gen be able to navigate the complications of gender assignment in 1992? Will Riker get to expose his bare chest to the J’nailian? Will they ever get that shuttle out of null-space? What the fuck is Null Space anyway? Find out in this new exciting adventure on ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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Ever wanted to see Worf’s feet? Good news, shrimpers, because they are on display in “Ethics”! That’s right! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW!

We’ve seen Worf battle all manner of Galaxy-class opponents--from Romulans to Ferengi to Borg--but in this episode, he meets his greatest enemy! BARRELS! Giant ass barrels filled with space stuff that fall off a shelf and crush his spine! Ouch! Good thing it’s the 24th century, so they can wave a glow wand at him and fix him right up. Except they can’t because no one has ever bothered to heal a sick Klingon. Seems those ridge-headed nuts prefer to commit ritual suicide rather than live with any limited mobility. Worf requests Riker’s assistance in the ritual, putting their friendship to the ultimate test along with Riker’s cultural sensitivity. The tension gets tenser when Dr. Toby Russel comes aboard eager to test her unproven treatments regardless of the risk to her patients, even if they’re named Worf, and Bev ain’t having it. All this and Alexander, the most adorable Klingon, just wants to see his dad! Will Worf ever walk again? Will Riker get over himself and honor his friend’s request? Will Troi ever get paid for all these hours babysitting? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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The Enterprise is scooting around the galaxy when they get a . . . wait for it . . . distress call! The call is only confirmed by the resident empath’s big feelings. Seems a starship went down on the M-Class moon of Mab-Bu IV 172 years ago! But hey, wouldn’t all those people be dead by now? That is unless they had some old-ass Vulcan on board, right? (DId I say, “Went down on Mab-Bu IV”? I did. Yes, I did.) Unfortunately, the crew of the Enterprise D is unable to beam down to the moon’s surface because of electromagnetic whirlwinds or E.M.W.’s, which nobody calls them. So, it’s shuttle time, and the small one at that –’cause of all the E.M.W.’s probably – they play havoc on those big shuttle craft. Riker, Data, and Troi to the rescue, but before they know it, they crash on the Mab-Bu-ian moon. O'Brien beams down, and they all get their asses zapped! (Say, Riker hasn’t had a good ass-zaping in a long time!) When the away team gets back up top ship-side, it seems they aren’t the away team they were before going away, well, everyone except Riker. Very quickly we learn--thank you, Ensign Ro--that Team Baddie has hijacked Troi, Data, and Miles, and these bastards are ruthlessly snatching hostages and taking over the ship! Will a possessed Miles O'Brien phaser his new born baby? Will Troi show her badass acting chops? Will Data pop Picard’s head like a flipping Pez dispenser? Find out on this next exciting episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast

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Remember the last time the crew of the Enterprise lost their memories? Yeah, we don’t either, but when they do, it leaves them in quite a “Conundrum.” Find out all about it in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez . . .

The Enterprise is investigating some weird subspace nonsense when they lose their memories in a flash of light. The confused crew do their best to recover while also trying to figure out why their precious computer is also borked when it comes to personal data and mission logs. They finally manage to access some personnel files and learn their names, and they’re all here. Picard, Worf, Ro (yes! Ensign Ro is back, baby!), Data, Bev, Troi, MacDuff, Riker . . . Hey, wait! Who the Hell is MacDuff? Why he’s second in command of the Enterprise of course, and Capt. Picard’s right hand man. Good thing, too, because it seems Starfleet is in the middle of a war with a race called the Lysians, and the Enterprise is taking the point in a crucial mission that promises to end the war. It’s a ship in a bottle episode and with tensions flaring, memories failing, and Rikers fucking, This bottle gonna break! Will Bev be able to help the crew regain their memories? Will anyone ask why there’s a Klingon on board? Will Picard remember where he put his sweater?

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The Enterprise has had some odd escort gigs, and they’ve had some odd interactions with stars, but being asked to accompany a star fragment? What will they think of next? How about an unknown colony based entirely on eugenics, the practice of manipulating human reproduction to filter out any qualities deemed undesirable by the manipulators? Sounds like some real Nazi shit, doesn’t it? That’s because it is, but don’t tell the colonists of Moab IV because they believe they’re living in a utopia complete with a nice white man in charge. They get extra cranky when Picard breaks the news to them that the star fragment is going to destroy their little paradise unless they let the Enterprise crew help them. They fear the presence of Starfleet’s finest will taint their delicate, calculated social balance, and they just might be right. Will Geordi and colonist Hannah Bates be able to find a way to divert the star fragment? Will Troi and colony leader Conor create their own Master Race? Will anyone relieve the Enterprise, or is this show just going to be about following a piece of star around for the next two and a half seasons? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast.

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