Just when you thought it was safe to use the Transporter again… In an attempt to help a stranded Romulan ship, Geordi and Ensign Ro Larin are phased into ghost mode! The rest of the crew grapples with what they think is the deaths of two of our favorite characters. Data plans a funeral for his best friend Geordi while Worf celebrates. Riker laments and may or may not have feelings for Ensign Ro Larin he wants to share. Captain Picard keeps his upper lip stiff while Geordi has to convince Ro they ain’t dead! Once she is convinced, it’s team La Forge and Ro working together, figuring, and even touching each other a couple of times! Just when you think they’ve got it figured — plot twist (try not to sing that part)! There’s a Romulan in the same state of phasery, and he’s conspiring to commit some murder. All the while the Romulans are plotting, and scheming, scheming and plotting (Really, they’re Romulans. This is what they do). But, these pointy-eared bastards are actually scheming to blow up the U.S.S. Enterprise! Will Geordi and Ro be able to outrun their rogue nemesis? Will they be able to communicate from their Phase-State to Data so he can zap their asses back into existence in time to save the Enterprise? All of this exciting adventure on Episode 23, Season Five, of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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Remember the Borg? Remember how absolutely terrifying they were? They kidnapped our beloved Jean-Luc and wiped out a huge chunk of Starfleet just a season or so back! But what if I told you these malevolent murder machines were just a pack of misunderstood kids? No, seriously! They may want to assimilate you and absorb everything distinctive and special about you, but that’s what all the robots are doing these days, right Alexa? Meet 3 of 5, a Borg drone the Enterprise crew discover in a crash site. While Picard says ditch the bitch, Bev has other ideas and brings 3 aboard. Before you know it, she and Geordi are building bridges and tearing down fences getting to know the little guy. Soon they’re calling him “Hugh” and trying to help him learn and grow. That’s all nice and lovely except the Captain wants to arm Hugh with a deadly virus and send him back to the collective as a Doom's Day weapon. Picard and Guinan are bent on the complete destruction of the Borg, but will their plans be spoiled by a bad case of the Feelings? Will Picard learn to love the alien? Will Bev and Geordi let love rule? Will someone reprogram Hugh into a Roomba drone to keep the wall carpeting clean? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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Ever wish Star Trek was a show about two little girls being besties? Then this is the episode for you! It’s “Imaginary Friend” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . Is there anything worse than a barrel on the Enterprise? Well, how about a glowy light? Yeah, it’s another one of those, but this time it isn’t taking over Data and O’Brien or knocking up Troi. This time, it’s becoming a lonely girl’s imaginary friend (that would be a great name for an episode!). It seems Clara’s dad has been dragging her all over the damned galaxy, and she's feeling the effects. Seems the poor thing doesn’t have any friends. Sad, right? The glowy light being thinks so, too, so it decides to take the form of Clara’s fantasy pal, Isabella. Sounds sweet until Isabella starts showing signs that she may want more from the Enterprise than a new bestie. Will Troi be able to help a lonely girl find her place on the ship? Will Picard be able to make meaningful contact with yet another entity? Will Worf stop scaring the living shit out of all the children on board? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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After a near disaster on a Ferengi vessel, our favorite butt-headed villains sneak on board to uncrack a glow-energy egg in which Kamala, an empathic metamorph, comes cracking out -- and this little alien is hard boiled! Seems Kamala is in the process of finis’ral, a stage of transformation in which her body is emitting heavy doses of pheromones and she’s skunking up the whole ship with that stink! This was all supposed to be used on her arranged husband-to- be but instead it erects every male crew member she comes in contact with on the ship, even our Captain! (I guess they’re done with the gay stuff on this show, because no ladies get aroused ! One and done, know what I mean!) Seems JLP gets a little crush on Famke, I mean Kamal and they start vibing with each other even though Kamala is an arranged marriage that will heal war between two planets -- two flipping planets, Dave!! Beverly calls it slavery, Picard calls it culture, Riker calls in for some alone time on the Holodeck! All of this and somehow more on this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

It’s Season 5, Episode 21 -- “The Perfect Mate”

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This episode has it all! An exciting opening where the Enterprise saves Tessen III from a rogue asteroid! The return of fan favorites Alexander and Lwaxana Troi! A bunch of kooky holodeck characters who can juggle and shake dat ass! And mud bath after mud bath! So much mud! You won’t believe all the mud! After being knocked around and paralyzed so far this season, Worf is further humiliated when we see what a terrible father he is...again. His conflicts with the willful-but-still-adorable toddler Alexander are made worse when Troi’s mother Lwaxana comes to visit. Seems she’s found herself a new husband and plans to get married on Starfleet’s own Love Boat, the Enterprise. But she still has time to interfere with her daughter’s efforts to teach Worf how to be a good dad because of course she does. All this, and yet another shiny entity wrecks havoc on the ship to give the rest of the cast something to do. Will Deanna be able to mend relations between Worf and Alexander? Will Data and Geordi be able to stop the fairy lights from destroying the ship? Will someone please shove me into an airlock and shoot me out into space, so I can enjoy the soothing peace of the vacuum of the void?

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Were you like me, thinking, say I wonder what young Wesley Crusher is up to? Is he surfing the galaxy fantastic with his pal The Traveler? Has he gone off to join the cast of Stand By Me, Too — Still Standing By You? Or has he launched a boy band — it’s the 90’s after all! Wesley and the Crushers! No, no, and no — none of that happened. Instead, we go to Earth in this episode and find “Cadet Crusher” at Starfleet and almost dead! That’s right! Wesley was in an accident and almost died. That accident, the one where he almost died… Well, things aren’t exactly adding up and Wesley and the rest of Nova Squadron are under inquiry because a cadet died during their maneuvers! Nova Squad’s leader, Nicholas Locarno, leans on the surviving cadets, Wesley included, to keep the details of their “Yeager Loop” maneuver fuzzy. It takes Starfleet, Captain Picard and crew, and some help from My Favorite Martian to untangle the truth. Will Wesley Crusher have the moral courage to stand up for what’s right and make the title of this episode make sense? Will Picard be able to express the heartfelt gratitude for his own moral foibles? Will Gates McFadden, one of the finest actors on the show, be asked to sit on her hands and fret all episode? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast.

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Talk about starting an episode with a bang! In one of the most thrilling teasers ever, we see the Enterprise D blow up reeeeeeeal good! So what are we supposed to do for the next 45 minutes? How about we go back to before the explosion and find out what happened? Sounds like fun until the ship blows up again! And again! And . . . Okay, we get it. There’s a problem. Seems the Enterprise is caught in one of those pesky time loops, and it’s up to the crew to try and break free, or they’ll just keep blowing up forever! How annoying of a show would that be? Fortunately Beverly Crusher seems tuned into what’s happening and is able to get the rest of the command crew working on a solution. Will the crew find a way to escape the time loop? Will Riker ever be able to bluff Bev? Will Picard finally decide when he’s going to wear that God damned sweater? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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A once theoretical “Null Space” has been found – theoretical? Maybe, but Null plus Null always equals Null! A race of androgo-noians – talk about NULL! The Enterprise swings its “D” into uncharted territory and takes on the brave new world of gender politics for the first time! Talk about boldly going. (The fans were begging for the show to address gay characters – fans, please, stop begging!) After all, we had Riker playing second in command to the Matriarch in “Angel One” in Season One! Remember all that Frakes nipple play? If that wasn’t enough gender-bending, this time ol’ Johnny falls in love with a J’nailian who doesn’t play by normal J’nailian rules – she’s GAAAAAAAY for Johnny! By the way, they’ve lost their shuttle in some null space and need the Enterprise to enter that Null space, carefully! Be careful on the entry… and PULL their shuttle safely out! So, Riker and this J’nailian get crammed into a Starfleet shuttle and sparks fly – this time Rikes ass is getting zapped but in a good way! Riker is smitten by this non-gendering space… person! Will Next Gen be able to navigate the complications of gender assignment in 1992? Will Riker get to expose his bare chest to the J’nailian? Will they ever get that shuttle out of null-space? What the fuck is Null Space anyway? Find out in this new exciting adventure on ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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