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S*** In Your Grits

S*** In Your Grits

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Buckle the hell up, because this week's episode is a full-throttle rantfest about everything wrong on the road. We're talking bad driving, bad decisions, and the barely-functioning circus of chaos that is modern traffic.

We kick things off with a woman calling AAA for a flat tire...that the cops caused during a high speed chase...chasing Her, in a real-life Fast & Furious meets Jerry Springer scenario.

From there, we tally up roadkill points (RIP birds and turtles), dissect left-lane loiterers, and break down why your navigation app isn't a liar.

Also featured:

-Final Destination PTSD every time a logging truck shows up

-Speed limits as suggestions

-Road rage confessions

-Left-lane squatters

We also ask the big questions:

-Why is everyone suddenly a stunt driver the second it rains?

-Is it legal to yeet someone's phone out the window if they're texting through a green light?

This week's episode is a therapy session, a roast, and a middle finger to your worst driving pet peeves, all rolled into one. If you've ever fantasized about slapping a "GET THE F*** OUT OF THE LEFT LANE' bumper sticker on a stranger's Prius, this one's for you.

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