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Ron Reads Boring Books

Ron Reads Boring Books

By: Ron
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Are you tired? You will be. Because I will read to you a boring book and it will be worse than you doing nothing. This podcast is not intended to entertain you. It is intended to bore you. The length of each podcast will vary so you cannot plan your listening easily. Some reads will be short. Some will be excruciatingly long. There will be no intro or outro music. The only sound is my voice and other random sounds as they happen. I change my voice as I read the dialog. Also, I have a southern accent and do not read well. Thank you for listening.

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Episodes
  • When Power Preys on Innocence
    Aug 18 2025

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    In this final installment of Aesop's fables, we present "The Wolf and the Lamb," a timeless tale about power, false accusations, and the arbitrary nature of tyranny. The story culminates with the profound dying words of the lamb: "Any excuse will serve a tyrant."

    • A wolf spots a lamb drinking from a spring downstream and decides to make it his supper
    • The wolf falsely accuses the lamb of muddying his drinking water
    • When the lamb points out this is impossible since water flows downstream, the wolf claims the lamb insulted him a year ago
    • The lamb explains this couldn't be true as it's only six months old
    • Undeterred, the wolf declares "If it was not you, it was your father" before attacking
    • Before dying, the lamb delivers the moral: "Any excuse will serve a tyrant"
    • This is the 14th and final Aesop's fable in our series


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    3 mins
  • A Snake in Your Bosom
    Aug 18 2025

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    This podcast challenges categorization as a sleep aid, positioning itself instead as a space for practicing boredom together through Aesop's fables. Ron reads "The Woodman and the Serpent," a tale about kindness betrayed and the nature of wickedness.

    • Clarification that this podcast is not designed to help listeners fall asleep
    • Exploration of the difference between boredom and sleep as mental states
    • Reading of Aesop's "The Woodman and the Serpent" fable
    • Discussion of the moral "no gratitude from the wicked"

    Hit that subscribe button. Click on that fifth star. Say your words of gratitude, because there is none from the wicked, thank you.


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    3 mins
  • When We Deny Others What We Cannot Use
    Aug 18 2025

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    Ron Reads presents Aesop's fable "The Dog in the Manger," exploring the timeless lesson about selfishly preventing others from enjoying what we ourselves cannot use. This brief yet profound tale reminds listeners of the human tendency to begrudge others' happiness even when it costs us nothing to share.

    • A dog takes a nap in an ox's manger, lying comfortably on the straw
    • When the hardworking ox returns and tries to eat, the dog aggressively prevents it
    • The dog has no use for the straw but barks and attempts to bite the ox
    • The frustrated ox eventually leaves hungry, unable to enjoy its rightful meal
    • The moral: "People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves"

    Please like, subscribe, share. Do all the things. Do what's right. Don't grudge others what you cannot enjoy yourself.


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