In Episode 7, we dive headfirst into the icy waters of hockey history, complete with Canada’s eternal claim that they “own” the sport. Spoiler: we’re not entirely buying it. We also take a future-gazing detour into what the Washington Capitals might look like when Ovi eventually hands over the “C,” and let’s just say the crystal ball is blurry but fun. Things really heat up, though, when Candace and Kristina square off in a full-on verbal battle royale over who carries more blame when a team implodes: the GMs or the head coaches. (Bring popcorn.)

Fake Disclaimer: The views expressed in this episode are 50% fact, 50% speculation, and 100% unserious. No GMs, coaches, Canadians, or future Caps captains were harmed in the making of this podcast.

This week on Rock the Roar, we dive headfirst into Olympic roster dreams (and nightmares). We break down who we hope makes it, who shouldn’t, and why poor Logan Thompson is getting straight-up ghosted by Team Canada. Kristina has some choice words for Canada’s coaching staff—don’t worry, no ill will to Peter DeBoer or Bruce Cassidy… we’re just dying to know what kind of epic prank LT pulled to get himself blacklisted. Oh, and Kristina almost forgets to mention Andrew Cristall (gasp!), but don’t panic—he makes it in (barely). Plus, stick around for some bloopers, including questionable singing clips from the hosts. Rock the Roar EP dropping soon… just kidding (maybe). Fake Disclaimer: No goalies were harmed in the making of this episode. Any slander against Team Canada’s coaching staff is purely out of love, sarcasm, and mild chaos. Listening may cause side effects such as uncontrollable laughter, eye rolling, or shouting “JUST PICK LOGAN” at your phone.

In the spirit of Rock the Roar bloopers, here are some titles that almost made the cut!

• Puck It, Let's Talk: Kristina v. Team Canada (Filed in Hockey Court)
• Puck It, Let's Talk: Canada vs. Common Sense: The LT Story

This week's episode is crowded, not just with hockey headlines, but with all the elephants in the room we've been politely ignoring...until now. We tackle recent news, break down development camp (including which prospects have a grudge against Candace) and yes, Kristina and Candace cannot stop talking about Jeremy Swayman being, well, an absolute freak (in the most endearing, chaotic, goalie-gremlin way possible).

It's part hockey talk, part vent session, and entirely too many pachyderms for one studio.

Disclaimer: All takes are based on science...if science was just vibes.