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Rock Bottom Podcast

Rock Bottom Podcast

By: Eric Scott Gold
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The Rock Bottom Podcast is a brutally honest, no-holds-barred, fire-breathing satire show that digs into the dysfunction of public institutions—especially the American education system—with sarcasm sharper than a school board member’s ego.


It’s hosted by Eric Scott Gold (DJ ESG), a Philly-area native who’s got zero chill, less patience, and absolutely no problem torching overpaid administrators, underfunded schools, and the clown car of committees driving districts like Council Rock straight into the ground.


What you’ll hear on the Rock Bottom Podcast:

  • Savage solo rants that roast everything from budget meetings to broken leadership.
  • Sarcastic takedowns of bloated bureaucracy and bad policy.
  • Audio memes, crowd sound effects, Mortal Kombat punches, and podcast segments that sound like a WWE promo and a PTA meeting had a lovechild.
  • Hysterical characters like Andy the imbecile & Al the halitosis.


It’s part comedy, part commentary, and fully fed up—a podcast for teachers, parents, and taxpayers who are tired of watching school systems crash and burn while the suits collect paychecks and pass blame.


Want a one-liner to sum it up?
“Where education meets demolition.”


Who Is Eric Scott Gold, Really?

Let’s get something straight—Eric Scott Gold isn’t just another voice with a podcast and a chip on his shoulder. He’s a 30-year entertainment veteran, a master of the mic, and a human Swiss Army knife when it comes to creating unforgettable experiences. From acting and hosting at Universal and Disney, to running large-scale event operations as a general manager, to spearheading 501C3's like the Bucks County Anti Bullying Association and Wish Upon A Wedding, Eric’s career has always been about one thing: making moments matter—and making them loud.


Born with hustle in his DNA and a mic in his hand, Eric built his name in the Philly-area entertainment scene as DJ ESG, packing dance floors and perfecting the art of connection. But it didn’t stop at music. With a sharp eye for business, a sixth sense for storytelling, and zero tolerance for BS, Eric expanded into podcasting, launching The Rock Bottom Podcast—a raw, hilarious, and unfiltered show that calls out dysfunction wherever it hides (especially in public schools).


Behind the sarcasm and sound effects is a guy who lives for growth. Eric’s not interested in doing what’s easy or expected—he’s driven by a relentless need to break ceilings, push boundaries, and get people thinking and laughing at the same time. He’s led teams, built brands, managed chaos, and somehow still finds the time to create content that hits home. With over 175,000 podcast streams across 18 platforms since May 2023, he’s proving that when you mix real talk with real talent, people listen.


He’s not perfect—and he’ll be the first to tell you that. But he’s honest, fearless, and allergic to mediocrity. Whether you’re hearing him rant on Rock Bottom or watching him run the show at an epic wedding, one thing’s guaranteed: Eric shows up real, every damn time.

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Episodes
  • Council Rock Parents, REVOLT! | Will You Stand By While They Vote Away Your Kid's Future?
    May 12 2025

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    Ready to witness a school district budget showdown that could make reality TV blush? Strap in for a no-holds-barred examination of your tax dollars at work and your children's educational future on the line.

    The upcoming Thursday night school board meeting isn't just another administrative formality—it's the culmination of months of questionable decision-making where every half-baked plan gets stapled into an official document and voted on "like it's a fucking pizza topping." At stake is a $23 million bathroom renovation that somehow still excludes working hand dryers, technology upgrades so vaguely defined they might amount to "one kid getting a new mouse pad," and curriculum revisions clearly conceived through panic rather than pedagogy.

    While neighboring districts invest in STEM labs, esports tournaments, and AI education, our students are relegated to what can only honestly be called "academic outhouses"—modular classrooms so sad that "raccoons won't even squat in them." The disparities are stark: Central Bucks embraces educational innovation while Council Rock struggles with basic Google Docs functionality; Lower Moreland employs humans for scheduling while we rely on AI that produces chaos; Neshaminy offers consistent transportation while our systems run on what feels like "witchcraft and prayer circles."

    District leadership isn't helping matters. The superintendent presents budgets "like he's being hypnotized," while the director of secondary education forms endless committees with minimal results. Their approach to administration resembles performance art more than professional leadership, with serious consequences for students, teachers, and taxpayers alike.

    Don't let Thursday night pass without making your voice heard. Show up wearing black, bring your neighbors, and stand up for educational excellence. Because when they vote on this budget, "they're not voting on a budget, they're voting on your kid's future." The choice is yours: participate in this critical decision or silently accept the consequences of administrative mismanagement for years to come.


    • #BudgetBlunderland
    • #CouncilWreck
    • #ModularMadness
    • #HypnotizedLeadership
    • #AcademicOuthouse
    • #EsportsOverExcuses
    • #FutureOrFiction
    • #MousePadMagic
    • #StapleAndPray
    • #OneKidOneMousepad
    • #BathroomBudgetBonanza
    • #ShowUpSpeakOut
    • #OurKidsOurFuture
    • #FixCouncilRock
    • #EducationMatters
    • #NotJustAnotherMeeting
    • #CRTaxpayerWatch
    • #BudgetTransparency
    • #HoldThemAccountable
    • #DemandBetterSchools
    • #FightForOurFuture
    • #SchoolBoardMeeting
    • #EducationReform
    • #PublicEducation
    • #LocalPolitics
    • #CommunityAction
    • #EdLeadershipFail
    • #DistrictDrama
    • #ThisIsNotOkay
    • #ParentPower
    • #ThursdayNightShowdown

    Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

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    9 mins
  • Milwaukee's Budget Courage vs. Council Rock's Grant Fantasies | Beware Bucks County, It's Coming For Your School Too
    May 10 2025

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    Budget crises are revealing uncomfortable truths about school district priorities across America. This raw, unfiltered comparison between Milwaukee Public Schools and Council Rock School District exposes two radically different approaches to fiscal management in education today.

    When Milwaukee faced a $17 million state funding shortfall, they responded with decisive action—eliminating 181 central office positions and prioritizing classroom instruction above administrative comfort. The message was clear: when money gets tight, students come first. Certified teachers were redirected to classrooms where they could directly impact learning outcomes, demonstrating a commitment to educational fundamentals over administrative bloat.

    Meanwhile, Council Rock takes a markedly different approach. Rather than making difficult cuts, they're raising taxes while pinning hopes on speculative grant funding that may never materialize. The district continues investing in administrative positions with specialized titles and maintaining facilities like the Chancellor Center instead of redirecting resources to classroom instruction. This "wait and hope" strategy places the financial burden squarely on community taxpayers rather than streamlining administrative overhead.

    This stark contrast raises profound questions about educational priorities and fiscal responsibility. Are we willing to make difficult decisions that prioritize student learning, or will we continue maintaining administrative structures at any cost? The courage shown in Milwaukee demonstrates that districts can make dramatic changes when necessary, while Council Rock's approach highlights how difficult breaking from administrative comfort zones can be. If you're a concerned parent or taxpayer, now is the time to make your voice heard at school board meetings before the next inevitable tax increase arrives.

    #SchoolBudgetCrisis
    #EducationPriorities
    #TaxpayerTruth
    #StudentsBeforeAdmins
    #CutTheFatNotTheClassroom
    #FundClassroomsNotChairs
    #AdminBloat
    #MilwaukeeVsCouncilRock
    #SchoolSpendingExposed
    #ClassroomOverComfort
    #EducationReformNow
    #WhereIsTheMoneyGoing
    #FixOurSchools
    #PublicEducationFail
    #DistrictDrama
    #FiscalResponsibilityMatters
    #StopTheTaxHike
    #ShowUpSpeakOut
    #SchoolBoardWatch
    #RockBottomReality

    Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

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    10 mins
  • Council Rock Class of '96: When Thunder Ruled Before WiFi + Budget Bloat & Cherry Coke
    May 10 2025

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    DJ ESG drops the mic with a blazing, nostalgic rant celebrating the Class of 1996 – the last generation to experience life before WiFi took over. This raw, unfiltered monologue transports listeners back to a time when downloading one Limp Bizkit track took six hours on Napster, cars rumbled with subwoofers "strong enough to cause an earthquake in Langhorne," and house parties warranted FEMA disaster warnings.

    Through vivid cultural touchstones – from Trapper Keepers adorned with Snoopy stickers to the attitude era of wrestling when "Stone Cold was our therapist" – DJ ESG crafts a powerful contrast between analog adolescence and today's digital-native experience. "We weren't influenced," he declares proudly, "we were bad influences." The monologue paints the Class of '96 as thunder compared to today's silent electric cars and therapy cats, a generation that developed character through technological growing pains and less supervision.

    The episode isn't just nostalgic reminiscing though – it evolves into a scathing critique of current school administration and budget management. With colorful metaphors and direct callouts, DJ ESG voices frustrations shared by many parents about educational bureaucracy and fiscal responsibility. The closing message serves as both warning and promise: the Class of '96 now has children in the school system. These former rebels have become parents, taxpayers, and community leaders whose influence continues to shape educational environments. If you're feeling nostalgic for simpler times or frustrated with today's educational landscape, this passionate time capsule will resonate deeply. Subscribe now to catch more unfiltered takes from the generation that "blew on cartridges, not budgets."


    #ClassOf96
    #90sKidsUnite
    #PreWifiWarriors
    #AnalogAdolescence
    #LimpBizkitLoading
    #TrapperKeeperEnergy
    #StoneColdTherapy
    #DialUpDisciples
    #BeKindRewindRebels

    #WeBlewOnCartridges
    #BudgetBleeders
    #RebelParentsRise
    #SilentElectricCarsSuck
    #TherapyCatsCantFight
    #OldSchoolStillCool
    #FiscallyFeral
    #FromRageToPTA

    #SchoolBoardSmackdown
    #AdministrativeOverload
    #TaxpayerTantrum
    #BudgetBunglers
    #EducationRewind
    #CRSDClownShow
    #RockBottomEducation
    #1996StrikesBack

    #RockBottomPodcast
    #DJESGUnfiltered
    #SubscribeOrCry
    #MicDropMemoirs
    #UnfilteredAF
    #RageThenParentNow

    Peace, Love & God Above! :-)

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    8 mins

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