Episodes

  • A Van With A View (if you squint)

    A Van With A View (if you squint)
    Oct 5 2025
    This week, our intrepid explorers aimed high – literally.
    Their mission was simple: stand at a point where four historic Scottish counties meet (Renfrewshire, Lanarkshire, Ayrshire, and Dunbartonshire) and take in the breathtaking views.The reality? They took in the breathtaking rain.So, once again, the adventure unfolded from the trusted confines of the van. Expect the usual blend of half-remembered facts, confidently delivered speculation, and the soothing sound of windscreen wipers on full blast.Oh, and stick around until the end… because things get almost controversial. You won’t want to miss it.
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    30 mins
  • Jaws, Jokes & Just One Fact

    Jaws, Jokes & Just One Fact
    Sep 28 2025
    This week, our lazy adventurers have truly excelled themselves by actually managing to find Strathclyde Park with minimal difficulty. Yes, you read that right – they didn’t get lost. Look forward to one whole factual nugget (they’re getting weirdly good at this one fact per episode thing), another of Scott’s stories that absolutely doesn’t impress Andy (okay, maybe a little), and the usual completely unrelated movie chat. This time: Jaws. Because obviously.
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    32 mins
  • Scott’s Sat Nav Sabotage

    Scott’s Sat Nav Sabotage
    Sep 21 2025
    This week, the boys eventually stumbled into Chatelherault Country Park, though certainly not thanks to Scott and his unique understanding of how road signs and sat navs actually work. It also did not help that Andy kept pointing in a certain direction, only to be completely ignored.Once they finally arrived, they learned a few proper facts about the park, and Andy took the opportunity to remind everyone that, every week, you are all sitting beside greatness. Whether that’s true or not is up for debate. As always, expect the usual random tangents and humble brilliance you love.So come along for the ride, or at least what was left of it after the navigational chaos.
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    32 mins
  • Plane Speaking at The Mound

    Plane Speaking at The Mound
    Sep 14 2025
    Andy treats Scott to a day he won’t forget at The Mound, a classic plane spotting location near Prestwick Airport. For once, Scott is genuinely excited about something other than himself, while Andy shares his extensive expertise on not knowing very much about aviation. Join the boys as they find a way to get completely random, all without ever really leaving the topic of planes.
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    32 mins
  • A Rain Soaked Misadventure in Troon

    A Rain Soaked Misadventure in Troon
    Sep 7 2025
    Our intrepid hosts found themselves and their gear truly put to the test in a rain drenched trip to Troon. Forced to record from the van, they faced their greatest foe yet: the Scottish weather. Scott’s decidedly average tech may have met a soggy fate, threatening the very future of the podcast and disappointing our many, tens of fans. Will the equipment survive? Will the show go on? Tune in for damp drama, van based banter and the kind of audio quality only a waterlogged microphone can provide.
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    31 mins
  • Kelpies, Knowledge & A Whole Lot of Wingin' It

    Kelpies, Knowledge & A Whole Lot of Wingin' It
    Aug 31 2025

    In this exciting season opener, we finally discover just how much Scott really knows about Kelpie lore (spoiler: he’s mostly winging it). Meanwhile, Andy showcases his… extensive knowledge about… well, not very much.Oh, and stick around for some highly technical post-production chat (or, as we like to call it, “two guys pressing buttons until the beeping stops”).So buckle up it’s equal parts mythology, mischief, and make-believe expertise. Welcome back!
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    31 mins
  • Series Finale: Back to Where It (Should've) Began

    Series Finale: Back to Where It (Should've) Began
    Aug 24 2025
    Don’t panic—Series 2 starts next week! But first, our intrepid misadventurers finally make it to the location they meant to visit in Episode 2. Better late than never, right?This time, they reflect on their radio days, share stories from the past, and—of course—manage to miss low-flying fighter jets over Loch Katrine (because why record the cool stuff when you can just describe it poorly later?). As always, our boys muddled through in their own uniquely chaotic style.Join them for one last mess-about before the chaos continues in Series 2!
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    32 mins
  • The Campsie Hills (An Almost History Lesson)

    The Campsie Hills (An Almost History Lesson)
    Aug 17 2025
    This week, our Scottish explorers boldly venture a whole five minutes further than usual, landing themselves in the Campsie Hills where they accidentally uncover more history than they bargained for. Armed with questionable expertise and unwavering confidence, they attempt to piece together the past while mostly just admiring the scenery. If you’ve ever wanted a casually informative ramble that’s equal parts curiosity and confusion, this might just be the closest thing we’ve got to an educational outing. Consider it a history lesson, minus the pressure to actually learn anything.
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    31 mins