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Proper Fucked

Proper Fucked

By: Joel Harding
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A darkly comic audio drama in bite-sized episodes.

Jack, wakes up to find an escort dead in his flat. Desperate, he calls his Dad's old gangster friend, Uncle Reg, who “fixes” problems… at a price.

Now trapped as Reg’s reluctant errand boy, Jack tumbles into a world of ghosts, gangsters, and favours that come with interest. Each episode drips with grit, gallows humour, and the creeping dread that the only way out… is worse than staying in.

If you like your crime stories messy, funny, and just a bit too real, you’re in the right place. Because Jack isn’t just in trouble. He’s Proper Fucked.

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Episodes
  • The Clean Up Crew.

    The Clean Up Crew.
    Sep 1 2025

    Uncle Reg arrives, with backup. While Jack watches in horror, Reg and his crew “tidy up” the dead girl in his flat. The mess is gone, but the debt is just beginning.

    Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding
    Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo
    New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
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    5 mins
  • The Hangover

    The Hangover
    Aug 25 2025

    Jack wakes up in his Chelsea flat with a hangover, a bleeding nose… and a dead escort in his bed. With no idea what happened, he makes one desperate call, to Uncle Reg, his dad’s old gangster friend. Some problems can’t be solved with tea and toast.

    Proper Fucked is a dark comedy audio drama written and performed by Joel Harding
    Follow updates Instagram: @joelhardingvo
    New episodes every week subscribe so you don’t miss the next bad decision.
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    5 mins
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